what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Bitch I don’t even know you. And you’re a deer.

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spine-splintering whiplash of listening to a radio show from 1956 and hearing the hardboiled detective exclaim "now you're cooking!"

Yes, the phrase they’re using was originally “now you’re cooking with gas”, and was a promotional slogan for the introduction of gas stoves, which go back to the 19th century. (The “now you’re thinking with portals” phrase was a play on this.)

"now you're thinking with portals" comes from WHAT

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

I wish the muppet joker would stop breaking character it’s really hard to jerk off to muppet porn without his genuine support and care

No worries! Unflinching muppet porn soon to come! Soldiers: prepare to goon!!!

My liege how on earth do you find these posts when they aren’t even tagging you?

don't neglect your female blorbos. put HER in the torment nexus. give HER some old lady yuri. ship HER with everyone under the sun