you fools, this is a themed restaurant

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

How are my sweetie pees

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior