I'd like to congratulate everyone on a very impressive collaborative effort on killing me. If it wasn't the goal, you can pretend it was, and feel proud of the accomplishment. But it would be insulting to your intelligence to believe that it wasn't the goal. Or was I always just giving you too much credit? The alternative is that it didn't matter, in which case no one will read this anyway, and the end result is the same regardless. I may have never been a person but I'm glad I could serve a purpose for a while as an entertaining thing to do things to.















