Idea: when people draw those reverse AUs where Alpha Dave takes care of baby Dirk, they should include Lil Hal as like a twin brother.
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Idea: when people draw those reverse AUs where Alpha Dave takes care of baby Dirk, they should include Lil Hal as like a twin brother.

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Could you... maybe make a doodle of your ult Jake? 👀
I'm curious why he makes you blush (other than the fact that its *Jake*)
And maybe Dirk for shits and giggles
No, no please by all means share the freaky headcanon. The people(me) want to know.
Okay, here's one.
I believe Bro (and Dirk) treat sex like a special interest. Not that they're some gifted sex God type thing, but that they love to deep dive into all the different ways sex has been explored by humans. We've taken a biological instinct and expanded on it in such a vast array of different directions just like we've done with something like food.
So imagine Jake idly beings up the topic and it triggers Dirk to aggressively infodump about the psychological implications of various kinks or the extensive safety practices that go into various BDSM and S&M activities or the cultural impacts sex has on the different nations of world history blah blah blah
Ask me about my nsfw headcanons for bro strider
id love to join art fight but I'm too nervous lmao
Never mind, I signed up for Art Fight 2026 :)

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Prepping for this years artfight, if you’ve got any human characters that have been up for a while with no attacks send em my way :) mwah
id love to join art fight but I'm too nervous lmao
Bringing back the classic 2000s emo stereotype via my Prince of Time
I'm never satisfied with how i draw Dirk
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I know a popular headcanon is that Dirk is an awkward dork who would fumble sex wise, but I have a different perspective I'd like fellow Dirk fans to consider.
Dirk is very openly very into pornography and sex as a whole, you can tell from his introduction and his room decor. He admits he has the dream of getting into the adult industry the way Bro did. We also know Dirk is the type of person who is naturally really good at physical and laborious tasks. So it wouldn't be far fetched to assume he has done extensive research and whatever practice he can do be really good at it when the time came.
But more importantly, I think he would fall to the assumption that sex = intimacy and that's a huge obstacle he has when it comes to emotional connection. He's a guy whose scared of being vulnerable and getting it wrong, but he's worked so hard to be GOOD at sex, a physical activity, that he can just use that in place of being emotionally available.
But instead it ruins his ability to connect beyond that. In fact, it could make it even worse when he ultimately breaks someone's heart bc sex winds up being all there is and that's such a hollow relationship to have after a while.
More bro strider doodles. And baby Dave
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Dirk Strider ==> Dream
Time for me to write more Bro Strider ficlets for the 12 followers who love him like I do

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Who should Bro Strider kiss?
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