Art for Days!!

Dirk is very openly very into pornography and sex as a whole, you can tell from his introduction and his room decor. He admits he has the dream of getting into the adult industry the way Bro did. We also know Dirk is the type of person who is naturally really good at physical and laborious tasks. So it wouldn't be far fetched to assume he has done extensive research and whatever practice he can do be really good at it when the time came.

But more importantly, I think he would fall to the assumption that sex = intimacy and that's a huge obstacle he has when it comes to emotional connection. He's a guy whose scared of being vulnerable and getting it wrong, but he's worked so hard to be GOOD at sex, a physical activity, that he can just use that in place of being emotionally available.

Like, just from the comments on some of those posts alone have ppl saying like 'Yeah when i was 8 my brother told me that clown men will crawl out of the toilet and eat me," or "When I was 5 my brother hid in the bushes and then came out and insisted he just travelled around the world via bush portal." And my favorite "My brother walked in on me while I had my jockstrap on and I told him that naughty kids get their dicks taken away and thats what happen to me."

then i thought. yeah, if they didn't have actual parents, those brothers would have fucked up their baby siblings with all that