what bums around

my tea bag broke

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

(Rolling over in bed and tucking my google doc's hair behind its ear) what did we get up to last night...

Hey you wanna come over and dip bread into olive oil and balsamic vinegar and such?

there actually is nothing better on this earth than a really big tree. except for maybe making two men making out with tongue. but it’s pritty close ..

flirting nowadays is just sending memes until one of us is naked

do you guys think dan and phil ever forget which one they are

now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab