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that is the face of a man worried he will be next
Good news, he was not next! In fact, she accepted him as her mate, he learned the crane mating dance and now every year, he artificially inseminates her with crane semen to expand the very endangered crane population. True story.
Sorry, he WHAT? Imagine being this man's boss and having to sit him down like. Listen. Brian. We need you to fuck the bird. You have to act like you're excited about it.
crane husband.....
this is the diametric opposite of all those awful swan wife stories and i love it.
(WalWaPo makes you jump through like three separate hoops before you can read the article, so I will share some of the highlights:
Walnut was born in a species-recovery breeding program in the 1980′s. The program had crane chicks hand-raised by human volunteers, and at that time they did not fully understand the measures necessary make sure that the chicks do not imprint on humans and retain their identity as cranes.
As a result, her keepers believe, Walnut does not recognize other cranes as members of her own species.
It has not been proven that Walnut killed her previous suitors; however, there is a persistent rumor in the white-naped-crane-conservation community that she did.
Because this species is highly endangered, and the gene pool of the captive population is small, it’s pretty important for the survival of her species that Walnut A) mate, and B) not kill a bunch of other cranes.
The actual name of the keeper is Chris Crowe.
They both arrived at the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in 2004.
Walnut immediately began paying special attention to Chris--and ignoring the eligible male crane in a nearby enclosure.
Walnut initiated their courtship, performing the opening moves of a mating dance.
Chris realized that if he reciprocated the mating dance, it might be possible to artificially inseminate Walnut with her participation and consent. (The process normally involves restraining the bird.)
It worked!
Chris and Walnut have had five children, who were raised by other crane couples at the facility--sometimes the biological dad and his mate--both because it’s unclear whether Walnut would accept the chicks as her own, and because Chris is not equipped to be a Crane Dad.
However, the Institute provides her with artificial eggs to sit on, and Chris takes his turn looking after them. (This would not work with real eggs because he can’t sit on them properly, but Walnut seems to feel that he is on the job if he just stands over them.)
Chris accepts that he is pretty much married to this bird. White-naped cranes live to be about 60, and they mate for life, so he knows he can’t retire while Walnut is alive. (At the time of the article, Walnut was 36, and Chris 42.)
Legit cannot pick the funniest part of this
she has not been PROVEN to have killed her exes, but there is a PERSISTENT RUMOR (really officers she's simply DEVASTATED, she sobs, wearing a new feather boa unfortunately resembling her most recent deceased husband)
His name is Chris CROWE. (Mrs. Walnut Crane-Crowe?)
the mental images of a whole human man learning and performing the crane mating dance, and "sitting" on artificial eggs so she thinks he's performing his duties as a husband and father (and apparently OBJECTS if he does not?)
"chris, buddy, you gotta marry the possibly-murderous crane lady for the GOOD OF THE SPECIES." (alternately: "chris, my man! good news! we found you a very interested lady! She's 36, she's very spirited and independent, she holds a very important and rare status in her society! ...Is there a downside? WELL...")
chris sits any potential human partners down, like "my love, you must understand before we wed,,, i am already... Attached" (camera drifts wistfully to the above photo) "Lady Walnut and I have an,, Understanding... the relationship is open, but very committed"
just had to explain this post to my father bc he thought my stifled laughter was a signal of illness.
well done, everyone, good game. hit the showers.
Not only is he 'married' to walnut, this has apparently happened SEVERAL times, so he has MULTIPLE crane wives, none of which know about any of his other crane wives. This man is, for some unknown reason, irresistible to cranes
the “this content has been removed for violating Tumblr’s Community Guidelines” notice really adds a lot of flavor to this post and somehow makes it MORE obscene than whatever that actually was
World Heritage Post
I regret being the bearer of bad news, but I thought it should be shared that Walnut passed away in January of this year (2024). There's a lot of mixed info about the lifespan of cranes (due to people misunderstanding what a median is...) but the average for most species I know of is 20-30 years (in the wild if nothing eats them/they don't die young), and 30-45 in captivity, with the oldest known white-naped crane having loved to be 46. Given that she was 42, this old gal did good, and I'm certain she will be missed by folks here.
Fly on forever Walnut Crane-Crowe
my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine
you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.
dude hes three….
And uncultured. Get a new child
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arguing with your knight and deciding to be petty and say “shouldn’t you be addressing me from your knees only” except watching him drop down to do exactly that makes you feel like you just immediately lost ….
are u guys hearing this
(This is a Great Golden Digger Wasp - Sphex ichneumoneus - doing what its name implies, digging. But you may also notice, if you turn the sound on, that she’s making some incredible noises as she does so.)
Incredible onomatopoeia practice happening in my notes
Greet your Audience, Deimos. (Alternate title: The Truth Hurts) In this drawing I wanted to tackle the contrast in how the dark elf warlock Deimos is viewed.
On the Material Plane ( = the 'normal world') Deimos is respected and celebrated, him being one of the famous heroes of the Grey Wardens. (He's also just having so much fun travelling the world with these heroic friends! :D) However, in the Nine Hells when he's with his warlock patron Vannatir it's a completely different situation. Being loved by an archdevil has thankfully also been fruitful: giving Deimos the magic powers he always wanted.
Extra: I found this drawing difficult to finish. I would've usually turned this drawing around. Have the foreground be the usually confident Deimos, while in the background the other side of his warlock pact is secretly shown. But now I've done it the other way around. The warlock pact side IS the foreground here. And I'm not sure yet if I like the finished result that way. But I'm proud I finished it anyway! And I hope this drawing at least does communicate the contrast that I wanted to show.
The Prince and The Beast
Soooo, I wanted to examine the Beast and the Prince's design. It's well known that the Prince's design is viewed as pretty underwhelming, especially when compared to Beast's much more striking design.
Even the creative minds behind the movie knew, before it released in theaters, that no matter what they designed, people were going to prefer the Beast over the Prince. The audience spent the entire movie endearing themselves to the Beast, and the Prince feels like a stranger comparatively.(They say as much during the commentary for the movie.)
And, honestly, the disappointment is very understandable.
But, I wanted to take a closer look and discuss why they were designed the way they were, bc I've never seen anyone bring up these particular points before, and I thought it'd be fun to share my thoughts
So.
First off, why does his design look so different from the Beast?
The only thing that stays the same after the transformation are his eyes. Even his hair and fur color are different. Why is that?
Well, the reason for that is bc the Beast is a hybrid chimera of different animals.
Glen Keane describes the Beast's design here:
I said, “I like the massiveness of this buffalo head”, and I sketched out the weight, “and of this buffalo head”, I said, “But the brow of the gorilla,” and I drew the brow there. “But then the muzzle of this wild boar,” and then the mane of a lion but the body of a bear, and then the legs of this wolf.
As I did it, it just all came together. And like I was telling you before, there’s this moment where you recognize the character. And I looked at it, and I said, “That’s him. That’s what he looks like, like that, Bruce. That’s what – that’s the Beast.”
One of the most prominent animals in Beast's design is that of a bison. So his coloration correlates moreso to the animal, not the person. We also have a rainbow of other shades of brown mixed in, likely coming from the wild boar, bear, and whatever else.
The Beast's design was never meant to match what the Prince's design actually looked like. It's just building off the animals the Beast is made from. It was meant to be a cool monster design that contrasts what the Prince actually looks like.
The eyes are the only thing that stay the same, as a visual cue to tell the audience/Belle that he and the Beast are the same person.
Secondly, his human design makes so much more sense when you realize that he was likely heavily based off of Michaelangelo's David.
The Prince is supposed to be unbelievably beautiful and handsome. It ties back to the themes of the story - despite his beauty, and having everything he ever wanted, he had no kindness or love in his heart, which is why he ended up cursed.
Knowing that, it makes sense that they would choose to base his design off of something as magnificent as one of the greatest sculptures ever created.
However, given it's a beautiful sculpture, specifically a highly detailed and realistic one depicting the complexities of the human form, it makes trying to capture that beauty in motion... extremely difficult.
And, even if he wasn't based on David specifically, he was definitely inspired by this era and style of art, which shares all of the previously mentioned problems.
Which is why, in practice, the Prince looks... off.
The transformation sequence was one of the very last pieces of animation done on the movie, and that includes animating the final design of the Prince.
Beauty and the Beast was made in basically 2 years time. Most films around this period took 4 years to produce, but halfway through production, they were told to rewrite the entire story from scratch and start all over. So it was already starting off at a disadvantage.
Glen Keane only had so much time to work on this part, and not nearly enough time to familiarize himself with the Prince's design enough to make animating him feel natural. And that goes for any of the other artists working with him, including cleanup and assistants.
Knowing that, the Prince's occasional awkward animation near the end becomes much more understandable.
The unfortunate part is that, because the Prince has such a classical, high art inspired design, and so few scenes that properly showcase it well enough for the audience to understand the reference and endear themselves to it, it's become difficult for people to recreate it in any meaningful way.
In fact, most of the official books have art of the Prince that vary from decent...
.... To just plain awful.
In fact, the bad far, far outways the good here. Half of them don't even look like the Prince.
It's rare enough to get official art of the Prince in the first place, bc most of the merchandising is focused on the Beast since that design is more iconic. But it's even rarer to get good art of him.
The poor guy has it rough.
(I do wonder if this could've helped fuel dissatisfaction for the Prince's design. bc the movie came out at a time where getting good visuals of films was a much more difficult task, and so the only way to really get a good, long look at him were through the associated picture books...
... Which, clearly, did him absolutely no favors.)
But all that aside, it's not impossible to make use of the Prince's design as originally intended. The potential is there.
One of the best examples is from the Mirrorverse manga.
He's drawn consistently handsome, while keeping his original design in mind.
Which proves that the design absolutely can work, if given a little tweaks and wiggle room.
The manga even gives us this cool half-Beast design, giving the Prince horns, tusks, claws, and animal ears (at least for one panel on that last one).
It's honestly such a cool design concept, that I wish we saw more of it outside of this manga.
Anyway uhhhhhhhhh idk how to end this, I just kinda wanted to ramble about this topic lol
Uhhhh bye

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nobody ever believes me when I list off all of the ways that humans are significantly less sexually dimorphic than people seem to believe and it drives me batshit insane. “you’re denying the biological reality of sex” well you’re sticking your fingers in your ears and saying lalalala every time anyone presents you with data that confirms that women and men aren’t really that different. and refusing to come to terms with the two-way relationship between the “biological” and “social” worlds. I think one of us is ignoring the biological sciences here and it isn’t me
Someone once told me my biology degree was fake because I said humans weren't sexual dimorphic.
A male human and a female human are roughly the same size and same coloration.
Meanwhile, male black widow spiders are brown and a tenth the size of females. Anglerfish females are a full foot long and have a bioluminescent protrusion on their heads; males are barely half an inch long with no bioluminescence or protrusions. Male elephant seals are ten times bigger than females and have massive snouts. Male orangutans have big jowls and neck sacs that look like goiters, while females look more like other apes. Peacocks have flashy coloration and a long tail that they can display. The females are brown and simple.
Humans aren't sexually dimorphic! You only know someone's gender because of cultural identifiers, like clothing or hair.
The big things for primate sexual dimorphism tend to be canine size and body size. Male primates in sexually dimorphic species tend to have HUGE canine teeth for better threat displays, and are bigger for similar reasons.
Lowland Gorilla males tend to be 2.38x on average the mass of Lowland Gorilla females. Humans? That ratio is something line 1.15.
Male gorilla canines tend to be about 2 inches long, easily twice the length of some of their other teeth. Male humans have canines the exact same length as human female canines and the exact same length as the rest of our teeth.
We are not particularly sexually dimorphic.
The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.
It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.
Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.
I don't think there's ever been a funnier piece of lore in a video game then the etymology of the word "gun" in FFXIV
@wibbley-wobble So in XIV lore there was a queen named Gunhilder who ruled a country that was conquered by the big bad guy nation, galemald, and she had a royal guard called “gunhilder’s blades” who fought with swords that had triggers on them and were used for channeling magic, and these were called gunblades after the royal guard, When garlemald conquered bozja they copied the design of their swords but garleans can’t use magic so to adopt their fighting style they switched to a mechanical design that used black powder. Later on firearms were developed off of this concept and since they were “gunblades without the blade” people started calling them guns.
masterpiece world building actually
you know what's even better? that lore is a magicalized remix of the word's irl etymology and i think that's brilliant
Oh. it’s just real. It was really that silly.
Seeing this going around again for the umpteenth time I’d like to reiterate that I know about the real world gunhilder and about allagan siege weapons. To me the funny part is that in eorzea, gunblades were invented before muskets
Given how many weird things in FFXIV are based on real world crazyness, I imagine the Gunhildr thing was intentional. The lore team are big nerds and do that all the time.
Except for cellphones being thousands of years old technology that nobody uses anymore. I think they did that one on their own.
I think it's because the lion furries are kinda the most normal thing going on here. Like, most of the time a character's race won't ever be mentioned by other characters unless it's relevant, and it's very rarely relevant. The mysterious hypercapitalist that actually isn't that evil and funds a lot of important stuff is a lawn gnome and everyone respects him, at least to his face. The Aztec king has three kids, of which two are different species from him (and each other) and the only one anybody says anything about is the trueborn because the king was supposedly sterile. All three kids have equal claim to the throne and no one ever questions that. There are multiple times that literal aliens from outer space come down and everybody is just like Oh hi, nice to meet you.
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05.28 - Nebula
I just left a plantation tour in Louisiana. I have a lot to say…
SAY IT!
I honestly thought I knew everything about slavery. Not so.
The owner of this particular plantation had it built by slaves for 3 years. Every brick was handmade. Over 120,000 bricks on 2,000+ acres of land (this place was huge.) The clay used for the bricks came from the Mississippi River. The majority of the slaves are buried under the Levees and water. Some are buried with their Masters. Not allowed to live with them but could be dead with them.
Before you enter the house, there’s a list of slaves who lived here including their age and how much they were purchased for. 124 total. Some slaves were worth as little as $25. As young as 5 years old.
On this particular plantation, the owner was big on punishment…he used noise making neck restraints. Imagine three 4lb balls around your neck with bells inside. Children were restrained by ankle locks that connected between their ankles.
This was a sugar cane plantation, one the worst practices to involve slaves because of its danger. A lot of slaves were decapitated, amputees and killed from the fields and machinery. A lot of kids lost their lives creating sugar. Speaking of children, a child stood in the living room and operated the fan with a string while guests ate dinner. As young as 3 years old.
Here’s what shook me even further: Before the Civil War, a lot of slave owners were going in debt and could not afford their properties and were not producing enough cotton and sugar to maintain their lifestyles. Slaves were used as HUMAN CREDIT CARDS. Slaves were a guaranteed line of credit. You could get HALF of your property’s value depending on how many healthy and able slaves you owned.
My people were human credit cards and lines of credit to BANKS. We were property. We were labeled as equipment and nothing more.
There is no such thing as a good slave owner. They owned my PEOPLE and used them as checks and balances. This cycle continues with prison and brutality. I do not want to hear shit about “Why can only Black people say this or that?” I don’t want to hear shit about “we’re all human.”
And by the way, not one of those slaves are at rest. Those spirits were so alive, you could feel their presence, their pain and someday, their revenge.
The front of the house and yard. This plantation was huge. Just thinking about my ancestors tending to all this land…
SOME of the enslaved names, ages, race and purchase price.
The living room.
Interior.
The dining room. That piece hanging above the table is ORIGINAL to the house. That’s the fan that a slave as young as 3 years old had to operate manually with a string.
The view from the balcony in the main hallway. This is how they looked over the slaves while they worked in the yard.
*sigh* Names of the enslaved that occupied the shacks. Children included. Their names are written inside one of the shacks. I’m not sure if there are other names inside other shacks because I could only handle 2. After I saw the punishment equipment, I left.
Slave Shacks. These are NOT the original shacks. These were built to imitate them.
Slaves for Sale Ads.
The landscape of Slavery throughout the United States in 1860. JUST 1860. Let that sink in.
Note: The last time the home was OWNED by a Louisiana citizen was 1972. This is her original bedroom, her lipstick is STILL on the dresser. This is why the house has been updated since slavery times because it was occupied up until 1972. Regardless, this used to be where house slaves slept.