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Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Not again

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

This thread is almost eight years old and it has damn well earned its place among the Tumblr pantheon as a Heritage Post™️

Sure, you know how to self-flagellate, but do you know how to apologize? Saying "I'm a stupid idiot" is not the same thing as saying "I did something wrong."

People who want an apology pretty much never want to hear "I'm a stupid idiot." If someone is actually trying to get you to say you're a stupid idiot, it's not because it will make up for a mistake you made or harm you caused. It's because they want you to feel like a stupid idiot. People who care about you do not want you to feel like a stupid idiot and it hurts them when they see you putting yourself down in their name.

If I fail, it will never be for lack of effort or intention.

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

They're actually a really dark purple

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

The heart wants what the heart wants

this reads like a muppet sketch

You're not wrong

Sometimes posts just, have olde tumblr post energy. And ya gotta live wit dat.

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30+ year old women are the backbone of this website

reblog if you're literally 30+

My favorite part of this stage of inflation is when the like small high end companies with better morals and like fair trade shit that’s generally of a higher quality are like “yeah why would we raise our prices we were already priced to turn a profit in the first place like we’re really only gonna raise prices if our suppliers charge more cause we’re not stupid enough to think we can get away with charging even more for this shit” so people start just getting nice stuff because the shitty cheap stuff is basically as expensive as the nice stuff now and then the shitty cheap companies are like “uuuuhhhhhhhh what could possibly be driving consumers away??? It must be that they like to feel fancy I guess. There could be no other reason why they don’t want our shitty slave labor product that’s bad for you” so they make like the most tacky ass “luxury” version of their shit that only the lamest motherfuckers buy because it sucks ass and is the same shit just more expensive so it’s only on the shelves for like 2 months and then 20 years later you see like “unopened box of fruit loops diamonds and gold limited edition RARE” on eBay for 5000 bucks and like the flamingo on the box is iced the fuck out and got a Rolex and shit