SLEEPER, ARISE!

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

Actually I've decided this is a poem

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

so many posts like implying that eva stratt's big regret is killing ryland grace and im like. i don't think so. i don't think she has time to/lets herself agonize about it first of all. but also she did a lot of shit and i think if she made a list i don't think he'd be that high up. BUT. that is her little buddy. i think it's like an intrusive thought. god i hope killing every penguin on earth was worth it. and i used french interrogation drugs on my buddy. fawk

thinking about eva stratt crying screaming breakdown once the hail mary launches and she’s done everything she can do… she’s been holding it together for so long & at last the wave breaks… ough

And the critical element once she is done sobbing and tearing her hair out and throwing things at the wall she calms down. Straightens up. Goes to meet her executioner (the world’s governments who need a fall guy)

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century