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tolstoy saying in an 1873 letter that he’d be done with anna karenina “in fifteen days, if god grants me life” and then taking another four years to finish writing it is both hilarious and deeply relatable

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greelin

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

virska

“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”

“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”

“where did you even get th—”

“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”

greelin

“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”

“that’s not necessary”

“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”

“do you get this involved with all of your meals”

leupagus

VAMPIREDUDE: did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u

ME: Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.

VAMPIREDUDE: heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots

ME: So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.

VAMPIREDUDE: UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!

ME: THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS

krazykitsune

#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship #gimme this sitcom

harblkun

The Sun will go down eventually!

pedestrianfootbridge

I love an overprotective vampire threatening their charge/food source with the line “the sun will go down eventually!”.

zombiecheetah

Imagine your OTP

lazy-cat-corner

“Your last blood work said your sodium and potassium levels were a bit low…”

“STOP CALLING IT BLOOD WORK EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A NIP AT MY HANDS ON THE COUCH!”

echo-at-the-pond

food to lovers

the-names-catastrophe

“You should also take iron supplements. Being a vampire makes you anemic too!”

woozi

off-stage!wonwoo for @2dmoonenback!

want one? click here to send a request!

#svt #wonwoo

iiasha-archived

send me your favorite gose moments | for @myungho kwon “mistakes were made” soonyoung vs a game of green light, red light - going seventeen 2019, ep. 25

#svt

justcatposts

You’ve all know Walk of Shame, But have you seen Walk Of Pride?

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buzzcut-butch-deactivated202403

A post I've been thinking about but yall need to realize men are just people. Gender and biological essentialism is still bad even when you apply it to men. Men aren't inherently evil or bad. Men are taught toxic masculinity and to be misogynistic (just as white people are taught to be racist) but they aren't inherently this way. This isn't meant to absolve them either. Men need to take responsibility for unlearning the toxic messages they have been taught. But like, honestly men are just people. They aren't inherently bad people.

1amgirl

dynastylnoire

why you bake me

aturinfortheworse

this is my cursed jug i have that bleeds when you pour water in it.

we’ve done this ten, twenty times now to no apparent change?

medusamori

haunted

acquaintedwithrask

I’m 100% certain this is glaze fuckery but the delivery of “it’s bleeding! It’s possessed.” is absolutely the best thing

immabethehero

Bad paint?

weepingredwillow

That’s a Time Bomb/Biohazard!!!

The glaze on the inside and outside of the Jug has developed cracks which when the Water is added causes the darker red clay under the white glaze to absorb the water. This in turn makes the Jug “Sweat” or “Bleed”. But it also compromises the integrity of the Jug as the Clay inside is becoming soggy as it absorbs the water. It’s also a breeding ground for Bacteria and Mold as the Clay can’t properly dry inside the glaze.

So it’s either going to fall apart and shatter into a bizillion little pieces.

Or it’s going to become a rancid smelling object that would Poison anything that Drinks/Absorbs the water put inside it.

nevercure

So it’s cursed

But like

Scientifically cursed

silentlycrazy

Most curses are science we don’t understand

babyanimalgifs

His first swimming lesson

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Puppy pretending to be a rabbit

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anxietyproblem

gossip-girl-of-middleearth

no no, I realise it, I’m just still driving despite the check engine light being on

nudityandnerdery

Been a rough couple days for one of our favorite cats, send Miette some good thoughts.

officiallordvetinari

TREMENDOUS news

journeyers-scrapbook

Happiness for Miette!

that1girlarreis

You DRUG Miette? You lace her lizard with the HALLUCINOGEN??

greenekatgrey

Are we at the burning man??

tikkunolamorgtfo

Tripping balls for Miette. Tripping balls for Miette for 36 hours.

great-tweets

“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”

shaelit

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that

whycantibeepbadoop

6th grader:

phrenotobe

#the drawing including kids in the bus windows going like :O kills me

shameshomalo

dynastylnoire

All the kids at the same time “ OOOOOOOOOO”

marisatomay

you know when you’re a child and you’re like what’s the big deal what’s so wrong with leaving dirty dishes in the sink and then you’re an adult and the presence of dirty dishes that the other adults in the dwelling have left in the sink makes you homicidal

plumslices

being in your twenties is literally so fucking inhumane. and during a pandemic. Oh my god

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alphacrone

i feel like everyone’s forgotten some Covid basics so please let me remind you:

Your mask protects others more than it protects you

You can still spread covid even if you’re vaccinated or not showing any symptoms

The more this spreads around, the more mutated variants of the virus will appear and they WILL be stronger than the original

so like maybe stop being a little bitch and endangering others because you really, really needed to go out to dinner or get fucked up at a bar instead of in your home like a respectable person

#as a brazillian med student i must add that we do not have enough icu rooms #and i've been in surgery rotation for the past 3 weeks and whenever an accident happens and my patient needs icu #they don't have it #because covid is taking over all the icu rooms we have #so #stay the fuck home #thanks

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