dctv and chill

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

me, haunted by yet another idea for a 250k fic i have neither the energy nor the free time for, but that shall rattle its chains at me for the foreseeable future nonetheless: i wish it had never come to me gandalf

well. at least we'll always have alarming age gaps n problematic power imbalances

Every day I wake up and think about Barry’s instant distrust of Hunter Zolomon

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

you guys would actually date your favourite characters? ngl i always gag a little thinking about that as a concept

everybody love me. except for all my haters. who will be dealt with.

sometimes fear and desire kiss eachother on the mouth btw

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I love y'all.

#new coldflash lore in 2023 you are all insane. i love you all passionately#time to begin incorporating this into fics immediately#i can’t even decide what’s better#fic where len never died so barry just has this beer because he didn’t drink a lot in college because he didn’t have friends#and then he was only what 24 when he got his powers? and also still friendless (other than iris) and a nerd#so low chances of ever doing more than selecting whatever beer bottle he sees first at bars#i don’t see barry as the type to have a beer alone at home at 23#but then he does have friends after becoming the flash! and alcohol doesn’t affect him but he could keep beer in the fridge#just in case cisco swings by for a movie night or something#and when he sees len's brand at the grocery store he's like 'okay i'll get this one as a Bit. i'll tell cisco and it'll be funny'#but cisco is like wow unfortunately this is good#so it becomes barry's go-to to keep around#and is therefore Around the next time len breaks into barry's apartment#so if barry wants to offer len a drink he's going to have to offer him one of his own favorite beers#len is like 'i'm flattered' and barry is like '>:( don't be. it's just cisco's favorite too'#len: too? so you DO remember#there was going to be an 'or' here but this route is much funnier#the 'or' is just that len did die and barry gets the brand to twist the knife in his own chest every time he has one#for not saving somebody who wanted to be saved#...but that can also be fun! because len can come back and be like wow this stuff tastes like shit. why do you have this#and barry is like '....isn't this your favorite?'#and len is like lmao what. no#and barry is like 'you were having this at saints when lisa--when your dad--'#and len thinks back and is like 'creepy that you remember that. but no. the waitress brought me the wrong kind'#'i just didn't complain since she'd spit in my next one'#so barry has been drinking this shitty beer for years for NO reason. and after one second of feeling stung he just starts laughing instead#because it doesn't matter if his little mourning tradition was wrong because len is back and there's nothing to mourn#and the feeling of relief and happiness is just overwhelming and makes all that time being sad and angry seem so small and far away#and one corner of len's mouth curves up because it IS funny that barry's martyr complex has reached these new ridiculous lows#and barry is like 'okay well we're not drinking this. i'll go get something else' (via @qlala)

Barry literally made the singularity he fixed and they made a whole day dedicated to him

I love how tolerant the city has grown to the Flash and all his friends, they forgive his friends for literal crimes because the Flash says "they're a changed person, and I just..know !"

Every time I rewatch season one, I am reminded that Barry running down the street caused windows to shatter. I feel like we’re watching the revisionist history recreation, because you know Central City had to be *pissed.*

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know