PissWitch

pop punk sucks for convincing all of those people that dudes named like pete and brendon were the epitome of cool. hundreds of fans writing rpf erotica about a man named, i’m sorry, patrick stump, which is ideally the name of a bitter old salamander who lives in a hut the woods and is mildly homophobic towards frog & toad 

ME GIVE IT TO ME

so many critics said he over-acted. that this movie didn’t deserve tom hardy’s level of acting. but in reality, maybe if more bad movies had people like tom going balls to the wall, they wouldn’t be bad movies

@favoriteanimal

it really defrocks my priest that basically to be any kind of monastic person you have to have faith and ritual and serve your community--three things I fucking hate!--when I just want to wear a sick robe and be treated with a deference I in no way deserve

mood, brother buttmunch, mood

Seriously though, why can't I use All The Adverbs?

I just counted how many uses of the word fuck there are in so-far-unfinished fic and there's 70. None of which I'm deleting.

S. I love you so fucking much I swear to god please delete just one

@jellyfishdirigible *leg*

that baby is making biscuits on that cat. what a role reversal.

no mr bond I expect you to die