number 1 information pumper

women are like beautiful flowers..... found all over the world. pleasant to be around. part of a larger plant. full of pollen. evolved in the jurrasic period. may eventually turn into an apple. comes in purple sometimes.

can't believe that a Kennedy is promoting saturated fats. the only type of meat I'm gonna consume daily is Nixon's.

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

and my bow

And my axe

And my daggers

And my rapier and matchsticks.

And my kitchen knife

and my hands

And my aro beam

And my Horrors

And at least one weapon

And my cross

and my rifle.

And my SCPs

and my scythe

and my cane

AND MY GOATS

And my spear

and my sapphic pages

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

And my 12 gauge

and my gasoline fires

And my bite

And my paper cuts

And my soup

and my artillery gun

And my spatula

And MY spatula

and my

and my screws

and my uterus

and my medieval vase

and your mum

and my fires of hell

And autism.

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

And my fists

And my kettlebells!

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

And my steel chair

and my netherite sword

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

and my SHOTGUN!

And the void

AND MY IMAGINATION

And my crocs

and the car I stole from @meester-skunk

and my butterknife

and my accounting homework

and my vodka martini, shaken not stirred

My joke conspiracy theory is that John F Kennedy was assassinated the day before the first episode of Doctor Who aired because John F Kennedy watching Doctor Who would have somehow resulted in a dystopian alternate timeline that time travellers had to go back and kill him in order to prevent.

Ian Fleming would have gotten jealous and started WW3

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention