John F. Kennedy

And thank you so much to all the volunteers who made Dashcon 2 possible! It was an amazing experience! 💜 @dashcon-two

Come and steal my shoelaces from me...if you dare!

GODDAMMIT! WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DID THIS TO ME!!

...touché.

what about me?

:( daddy can we keep him?

Damn - you two really are birds of a feather!

Jack please come to my house so an exorcism can be performed.

Jack please come to my house so an exorcism can be performed.

daddy, you got time to play with kitten?

Also, for anyone who wants to attend my panel, Virtual Dashcon 2 tickets are still available: https://simpli.events/e/virtualdash-2026

what about me?

:( daddy can we keep him?

daddy, you got time to play with kitten?

The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.

This applies to literally all of my friends on here y'all are so cool vjksnfjwidqjd but speciaaaaal shout out to my ogs @caravalxjurdan240 @itzursafespace @wrensvoices <3333

@artemisiamasterofnone @itzursafespace @wrensvoices @booklover5111 @colourobserver @stories-i-guess @obsessivebookwormalert @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @zais--doll--mine--expo @imjusthereforthecake LOVE Y'ALLLLL

@athreadofroses @flyerguardian @artemisiamasterofnone @feellikeasadsong @wrensvoices @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @fawnbunny01134 @feellikeasadsong @xcruelprincessx @writingprincessblog @wordslikepoisonn @misdollie @aurora-reads-books @bookaddictedrose @b3anieperson @charlieloveshughbiggs @future-muse @jamezplayzmc @phantomfandoms491 @rainydays-5 @throneofem @the-silent-romantic

@obsessivebookwormalert @amir-of-choccymilk-elias @caravalxjurdan240

@privygrid @zeta-finnish @killer-offical @ebulatheduck @raccoon-go-bweh @the-lotus-files @alastorscuntologydegree @anonmous-offical @obsessivebookwormalert @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical

yall are the first ones that came to mind ily all

@laced-in-ruin @maliciouslittlewhiteboy @sootandspine @ghostlynocturnalspirit @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @bluecookiesbutterbeer @kissrosier @mlupinn @silvert4bby and many more

@darlingmylovethatsmurder @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @viscountessnila @7975348473 @rara3swhimsy @darknesswrappedinfallcolors @vivaciousmessypixie @kissrosier @mlupinn @laced-in-ruin @maliciouslittlewhiteboy @fictionalsimp09 @lex-marks-the-spot @huckleberrysigh @randomlittlewhatnots @emotional-traffic-cone @evil-twink-reg @thestarsshineevenwhenhidden @urfavsherlockholmeskinnie @sspadfoot @poetscherry @leninthestarlight @space-girliee @bartysgreenstripofhair @miniaturespirestorm AND ALL MY MOOTIES <333

@a-chance-of-raine @abs0l3m @sootandspine @printer-reads-505 @werewolfadmirer @timdrakescaffeinesupplier @sidequest-official @dishonorable-poet @foxysbred @laced-in-ruin @cryinconstalations @makeitfast9052 @twixxystick and all my beloved moots whom I cannot remember the exact handles of or am lowkey too scared to tag :)

@themaliciousfarfadet @rosiervalentine @wafflesanddonuts @awhimsicalwhirlwind @disney-girl1 @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @rara3swhimsy @trans-regulus-black

@pikminnnnnnnnnnnnn , @emily-the-fae, @this-wretched-thing123 , @the-snails-want-blood, @constantlysleepdeprived, @drax-the-vampire-king, @ineedsleeplol0-0, @jxmimac, @looneylokidna, @maravderrp, @ninahufflepuff, @omicronvulkarch, @randomlittlewhatnots, @rosiernotrosie, @sidequest-official, @sunnylexi7, @saturn-a-0007, @wraya-the-ethical-wombat,

@somebeaver-offical @sneesnoop @sexy-people-contests-2 @lostinthewrongfandom @pretentious-liminal-vampire @the-stew-goblin @reaper-of-light-12 @caffeinatedspitegod @wellcome-to-chaos @anyti-megan-gsta

"Only if you have been in the deepest valley [Tumblr], can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain [sloppy gay sex]." -Richard M. Nixon (my sugar daddy)

VOTE RYLAND GRACE

He's sad! He's hot! He can join me and Nixon in bed any day!

ȩ̶̨̧̢̛̘͖̩̯̩͕͉̦̟̘̥̱͙̪̼̖͇̺̹̼̟͖̟͓̬̝̰̟͇̬̰̥̦̺̞̞̥̮͙̱͗͋̇̏͌̍̒̉̑͛̐̉̀̌̃̈͋̾̃̈́͆͐͛̐͒͛͐͗̅͂̉̀̐̃̆͂̂́͊́̈́̓̍͆̀̏̿̏̄̎̈́͐͂̈͂̉̉́̆̇́̓̊̐́̔̏̄̅̎͒̽̑̈̂̑̄̈́̍̇̑͑͆͋̈́̎́̀͗̒͋̉͒͆̔͛̅̒̓̂̕̕̕̕̕̚̕͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ń̸̡̛̛̳̩̲̗̼͖̣̮̜̜̣̲̹̺̳̠̝̮̻̪̮̻͕̙̓̆̎̋͌͌͆͒̔̆͌̿͛̐͛̉̇̈́̈͗̍͐͒̑͊͐̏̈́̇̄͌̓̉͌͒͊̂͗̈́͆̈́͋̈́͆̋͊̌̎̐͘͘͘̕̕̚̕͝͝t̴̢̧̢̢̧̛̛̛̩͎̬̗̰͙̹̹̳̲̰̳̟̼̟̯̲͈̜̺̗̭̻͇̳̤̜̪̭̭͎̝̫̮͎̯͎͓̝̠̼̘̱̼̙̥̭̮͇̫̰̜͓͙̯͕͕͈̞̪̖̞̬̖̲̙̞̻͙̫͓̠͎̱͉̦̙̗̤̥̬̲̠͚̺̳̘̝̗͕̙̲̣͎̘̣͖̱͓̲̪̐̓͋̿̌̓͐͒͐̃̓̐̀́̈́͌̈͌͋͒̾͗̌̿̀͛̇̌̓̏̑̓̌̃̅̉͛͂̆́͛͋̾̿́̄̊͐̍͐͂̄͛̐̐̈́̅́͑͒̆̍̀̏́͑̆̈͐͛̋͆͂̍̈̔̅̓̉̈̇͋̄͆̂͛̔͂͛̇̈́̌͗́̿̀̋̔̽̊̄̈͋͆́́̀̊̆̓̓͒̿̆̽̿̄̅̕͘̕͘̕̚̚͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅe̷̡̢̢̨̨̧̢̧̢̨̘͎͈̳͍̳̦͖͍͇͈̯̦̲̞̯̩̦̠̞͕̯͎̣̤̘̙̗͇̺̹̫͕̫̙͚̪͈̩̣͔̘̮͉̬͇̺͙̝͚̭͈̳̙̘̼̖̘͉̘͚̙̱̣͇̪͙̮̤̻̖̘̫͔͎͙͉̖̱̣̤̐̇͛̀̎́̽̾͋̀̋̑͌͌̏̃̎͑̕͜͜͠ͅͅͅr̶̢̢̨̡̧̧̛̛̛̝̹͈̟̘͇̺̯͖̩̩̬͓̜̳̬͍̰͙͇̞̹̭͎͈͙̙̹̤͉͔͓͉͉̹̬̹͚̘̯͔̲̬̭̥̪̝̩̙͂̈́̽̏̋̃̓́̍͋̈́͛̇̽̌͑͂͊̑͗̎̎̀͛̈͂͌̉̈́͌̿͆͆͗͆̆̂͑̈́̈́̆̓̀̾̀͊̎̾̎̔̐̈́̇̿̅̇͊̔̊͊͂̄́̒̽͒̂̒̃͗̌͑̂̃̓̌͘͘̕̚̚̚̕̕̚͘͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝ ̶̢̢̧̡̡̧̧̢̛̛̛̠͙̼͓͔̩̫̖̤̣̰̹̠͙̦͈̠̬̜̘͙̞̜͉̖̭̬͈̗̺͍̩͎̻̰̹̞̟̥͈̬̳̼̩̝̘̲̩̤̹̘̗̝̝̟̺͚̘͚̹̩̰̯̣͉̹̭̘̦̹̥͈̠̱͓̰̮̗̖̙̳̮̺͙͎̳̼͍̞̙͎̙͍̣̪͉͍͍̹̖̣̣̞̲̜̺̳̠̹͍͙͙͓̳̳̺̰̼͍̞̜̱̮̯͎̝̾̐́̐̎͆̃͂̆̐̃̓̎̓̀̍́̇͒̏̈́͐͌̆͂͌͛͐̐͛̑͛̂̇͊̕̕͘͝͠͝͠ͅͅm̸̨̡̡̨̡̢̨̢̢̧̢̨̨̢̢͍̘̦̜͙̲̩͚͈̙̤̙̻̮̟̹̖͔̤͕̟̲̳͎͖̼̱̩̼̼̱͕̗̤̙͙̜̮̟̭͎̠̤̺̝͍̣͍̗̫̝͍̳͉̳̹͈̜̳̹̺̠̰̘̫̜̺̬̺͇̟͍̠̬̭̫̣̭̘͔̫͎͎̻̝̪̦̻̲̺̣͈͚͕͚̤͎̥̥͓͈̖̣̬̦̪̱̞͉͈̫̤̤̠͍̤̗̰̦̮͈̘͉̤̟̜̳̻̹̗̲̱̬̝̬̤͓̟͕̭͛͛̈̓̌̆̀̅̋̎̋̊͗́̕̕͜͜ͅͅͅͅͅͅȩ̷̡̨̧̢̢̧̨̢̨̛̛̩̱̦̣̝̺̞͍̭̹͉̫͇͉̞̗̲̝͕̠̲͓͎̖̭̞̙̯̻̩͕̼̼̭̳̤̠̭̥̠̖͈̝̳̟̖̫͎͙̜̳̖̭̣̖͙͓̼̩̘̗͚̫̞̦͖̠̜̻̮͉͈͍̹̼̝̭͍͍͊̈̆̃̈́̋͐̊͒̐̐̒̑͂̓͊̃̈́̔̽̂͋̈́͛͛͌́͆̓̅̏̇̈́̿̉̏́͊̈́͊̄́̈́͑̇̈́͌̾̑̌͌́͛͂̊̆͛̃̍̈̂̀̓͗̌̂͊̉̐̀͌̆̉͗̐͊̒̃̕̚͘̚͜͠͝͠͝͠͠ͅͅ ̶̨̧̢̢̧̡̨̧̡̨̢̧̢̢̨̡̛̛̛̦̩̹̣̺͔͚̠̩͔̭͈̭͕̜̼̺̳͖̭͖̜͓̹͔̮̩̖̭̺͈̣̪͖͎͕͇͇̬͕̙̰̬͓̹͉͙͉̲̻͕̠̭͓̥̺̙̯̳͇̮̪̭͚͔͇͎̳͇̜̪̟̘̳͙̘̭̤̤̞̺̲͉̯̜̩̘̯̪̦̼͈̗̠͊͐̏̀́̌͐͋͛̈́̾̈́͛̐͐͆̊́̎̄̐̑̀̐̂̾̇̌̀͛̃̽͂̈́̄́̇̄͊̑̎̔̑͗͗̿̎́͆̈̑͋͑͂͐͗̽͘̚͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅḑ̷̨̧̨̨̡̢̨̢̢̛̛͚̬̫̫̥̞̣͇̰̗̳̰̤̬͍̹̤͓͍̗̬̝̪̞͈̮͔̣̳͕̗̪͕͕̣̝̯̰̦̯͓̱̜̺̭̼͚͓͎͚͓̲̺̙̹͚̲̼̣̙̬̖̭̺̺͇̩͔̳̰̘͈̺̻͕̞͚̭̻̘̤͇̘̪̖͍̼̺̻͔̠͎͍̗̞̟̹͍̞̮̭̖̝̲̼̠̘͇̪̩̆͆̑̃̅̅̿̈̈́͗̔̇́̃͂̎͐̏̓͗͗̽̿̓́́̊͌̌̍̔̔̿̍̈̓̓̀̔͒̉̀͂̀̈́͒̈̾́̐̅͐̇̉̂̅̋̊̾͊̉́̉͗̍̀͆̔͑̌͒̊͗͘̕̕̚̚̚̕͘͘̚͘͝͝͝͝ą̷̧̡̡̧̡̡̛̛̛̗̜͓̟̹̮̱̜͉̜͙͙̹̰̼͈̮̮̥̪̪̤̺͕͖̹̬̗̲̺͇͍̘̪̜̪͖͉̬̝̭̲̭̤͇̗̥̮̙̮͖̺̬͈͈̙̩͔̣͌̈́͗̈́̆͐̂́̇̈́̈͋͊̿̀͋̓͂̎̄̽̄̀̅̃̎̌̍̽̆͒̽̿̋̎́̇̀̉̃̓̌̀̂̊̾̍͊͐̓̈́̾̈̾̍̇̔́̿̃̓̈͑͐͑̎̉͛͐̆̾͐̐̓̈́̉̋̆͋͂̈́̅͒̆͑̎́͑̎̈́́͗̐͐̀́̆̊̾͐͋̃̀̽̾̚̚̚̚̚͘͘̕̕̚͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅd̷̡̡̨̧̡̧̡̢̢̡̢̡̢̧̛̛̛̛͓̪͇͚̩̝̩͈͎͔̲̥̦͔̳̙̹͙̣̤̫͎̹̟̭͚̜̟̪͕̪̖̟͎͈̹͖͇̬̯͕͈͖͔͖̹͚̞̜͔̲̤̯̟̩̼̺͖̞̬̖̪͕̖̗̳̱͉̘͈̱̝̘̙̳͓̙͇̒̀̎̏̄̈̌͑̀̂͗̓̂̔̄́́̍̂̀̍͋̓̍̎̎̇̌͋͐́͋̄̇͆͋̓͛̋̃̽͑̀͑̏̇͌̏͑̆̓͋͑̈́̋͋͛̆̅̀͗̊̽̌̐̅̃̊̎͋̓̈́͗̃͌͌̒̍͛͋́̄̄͐̀́̿́̌̄̄́̿̃̀͐͆̆̋̄̓͆͆́̓̀̔͒̇͛̄̔̃̉̆̎͑͐̀̒̇̽̊̇͘͘̚̕̕͘̚̕̚̚̕͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅd̴̢̨̨̧̡̡̨̧̢̡̧̡̢̨̟̲̖͉̗̫̠͙͔̬͔̦͖̙̱̗̼͉̫̱͖͔͉̰̩͕̹͙̜̳̬̝̘̞̗͓̼͖̳̗̠͙͈̯̼͚̬̳̼̫̘͉͍̟̹̙̪̙͙̫̤̯̝̠̝̠̬̰̼̼̭͍͓̙̱̣͈̬̮̠̯̻͎̳͙̭̟̝̺̠̯͔̝̩̝̦̮̮̯͙́̍̌̅̑̈́̓̽̈́͑̍̔̀̐́̊̉͐͗͛͆̎̈́͒̀̀̏͐̇͂̾͋͛̅̓̀̃̿̃̅̈̑̈́͆͗̆͗͒͆̍̓̓̀͒͑͂̌͘̚̚̚̚͘̕̚͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅy̶̢̡̢̡̨̛̛͍̮̘̰͇͚̺̲͙̙̭̹̤̦͉̪̗̗͇̟̦͚̻̦̮̪̰̝̱̩͉̗̞̦̯͚͍͙̤͓̺͇̦̺͉͕̦̲̞̯͓͕̞̹̗̗̥̗̠̗͓̱̰̘̦̥̦̫̰̱͔̩̟͕͎̺̫̤̹̠͎̘̺͉͕̲͔̼̩̙̙͕͓̦̘̫̤̪̗̣͌̈́̿̈̿͒͒̔͒̈̇́̋͊͐̇̎̿͌̅̇̋̎̽̐̑̒̒͑̒͂̆͆͑͐̆͗̎͆̊̀̌͑̈́͗̾̀̑̀̽̆͊̇̓̂̆̍̎͊̋̿̑̓̽̀͌͊̊͊͐̋̐̓̀̓̉̔͊̉̌͌̊̋͋̉͛̀̈́̽̈́̈͊͊͋̍̀̊̀̊̑̂̆̄̋̄̈́͊̀͒́͊́̍͐̋̏̃̐̂̀̅̌̇̎̒̋̉̈́̂̔̎͆͘̚̕̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͝ͅͅ