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ok this could be ooc.. and me projecting... however... i feel like q does a bit of yoga. not at all consistently. if he takes classes (doubt) he makes it to about half of them. but he does enjoy it and think its good for him since he's a sedintary desk guy.
he obviously enjoys and needs the arm/wrist/finger stretches and mobility stuff. but his lower back and shoulders are a killerr since hes always hunched over a bit of tech or his laptop.
eve got him a standing desk but changing it from standing to sitting is anoyingggg cus of alll the cables and the shit on his desk. and he'd much rather have it be in sit mode rather than make himself stand for hours
i think eve also introduced/pushed q into yoga cus she got tired of him whining about how his back and wrists hurt. so she kept inviting him to the class she goes to and he's like noooo. its dumb... i dont have time..... it cant possibly help me... and he's kinda annoyed that it does help him and it does feel good. like how you have to take your stupid daily mental health walk in nature for your dumb mental health. and yet it actually does work. annoyingly.
so every so often q has A Pain. and hes like. aughhhh. im gonna get off the couch and roll out my dumb mat and sit in childs pose and breathe for a while. his cats probably sit on him and hes like. well thats actually cute. i like that. his cats jumping on him while he's in tabletop. moving to his butt when he does downward dog. they meow at him when he does cat/cow cus his back is rising and falling and isnt a very great bench..
while its very silly to me to no-homo judblanc just bc of the movie's quirky tone or the made up societal rules that they have to follow i discovered while writing them that them being Special Friends that never fully act on whatever mutual attraction or queer recognition might be there feels just as potent as them doing it sloppy style bc jud highkey believes his thought crimes are just as real as if he acted on them and blanc is able to derive pleasure from doing detectively acts of service while walking around like an open wound so whatever they had going on lasting for (at least) a year is already akin to gay sex to me
“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”
— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech
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few things are more chic than being a 50something out gay atheist and fucking a 30something catholic priest and you both have kind of a radical reputation in the public eye bc many people think you are in on some sort of dark woke conspiracy together (because you lowkey are). if we can be honest
i think q gives atrocious head. teeth and drool no rhythm constantly stopping to gag and retch and cough etc etc. he hates doing it, it bores him and it makes his jaw/throat hurt so he never cared to get better. (unlike bottoming which is an acceptable level of discomfort for him to get better at a sex act he doesnt care for)
anyway i want to write a scene where bond asks q to suck him off and q is like "you will regret this" and bond is like "no i love you! please? 🥺" and q is likes sighs fine. and proceeds to give head so bad bond gets softer. is it weaponised incompetence? bond will never find out
q weaponising incompetence: hes like oh bond im soooo bad at cooking u have to cook for me to take care of me [burns water] [only eats microwave curries from tesco] [has a cupboard full of pot noodle]
bond is like ok darling [also not that great at cooking but throws himself into getting better. q gets him a hellofresh subscription for like 4 months until bond feels confident enough to attempt more complex recipes] bc hes a service sub at heart and he loves being able to take care of his quartermaster 🥰🥰🥰
until q and bond have an argument and suddenly q is like. giving bond the silent treatment and locks bond out of the kitchen. hes cooking dinner. bond is so anxious q is going to burn the house down. and then calls bond for dinner and its like. a 3 course cordon bleu meal.
bonds like wtf and q ignores him when he asks abt it. hes like did q fake it and order fancy delivery?? but the bin is full of like, the avg detritus from cooking like onion ends etc.
bond tells tanner abt this and tanner looks at bond confused like why do u think he has an aga and a subzero fridge and a whole set of le creuset pots and japanese artisan knives. and bond is too embarassed to say he thought q was a pinterest interior decoration guy
when they make up after their fight q goes back to burning water
It’s so them ✨
q threatens to put a chip in bond's head to make him obey orders exactly once and bond is pissed off about how horny that made him for the rest of his life
bond can't stop imagining it. he wants it more than anything. he ends up subconsciously following q's instructions, listening attentivly and doing what he's told. and after almost a month of thinking about being forced to follow q's every whim he breaks and goes to ask him to do it. control him. use him. own him. invade his mind and do whatever you want with him.
and q raises his eyebrows and notes that he must have forgotten the surgery he had a few weeks ago. let me help you remember, agent. there. put your fingers just above your left ear. you can feel the scar, right?
before you murder everyone in the room because you had a bad day. haveyou done your sudoku yet
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q threatens to put a chip in bond's head to make him obey orders exactly once and bond is pissed off about how horny that made him for the rest of his life
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
They discovered that they both enjoyed it during one of Bond's stretches of apathy and passive suicidality but don't worry about that he's all good now and this is just a healthy non-sexual kink thing.
Occationally, when work is especially stressful or their relationship begins to feel tilted, Q likes treating Bond like a doll. He'll take him home and unties his shoes and spoonfeed him dinner. He'll lay him down in bed and undress him and bathe him. He'll shave him and dry his hair and brush his teeth. He'll take him back to the bedroom to dress him in a pyjamas he keeps for this specific purpose and finally he'll tuck them both into bed, holding Bond against his chest as he sleeps.
happy thursday
i luv gouache… and i luv tigers…. so here’s a gouache tiger!!
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So from my good friday WUDM rewatch I would like to point out one thing
Blanc and Jud moments after the ‘blanc?🥺’ ‘yup’ bit as Blanc turns on the lights
A respectable few feet between them, facing the bodies on the other side of the room (which should be what becomes their immediate priority right?)
There’s a camera pan of maybe 3 seconds to show us the rest of the room before BAM
THEYRE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER
For what reason to you need to sidle up close together before you investigate the dead bodies across the room?? (I know the reason)
Needed a clean graphic for a project, and figured while I was vectoring I would put sex and magic back in.
Happy Pride Month
Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.
Reblog to put the sex and magic back into pride
