SETH

ok this could be ooc.. and me projecting... however... i feel like q does a bit of yoga. not at all consistently. if he takes classes (doubt) he makes it to about half of them. but he does enjoy it and think its good for him since he's a sedintary desk guy.

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

i think q gives atrocious head. teeth and drool no rhythm constantly stopping to gag and retch and cough etc etc. he hates doing it, it bores him and it makes his jaw/throat hurt so he never cared to get better. (unlike bottoming which is an acceptable level of discomfort for him to get better at a sex act he doesnt care for)

q weaponising incompetence: hes like oh bond im soooo bad at cooking u have to cook for me to take care of me [burns water] [only eats microwave curries from tesco] [has a cupboard full of pot noodle]

bond can't stop imagining it. he wants it more than anything. he ends up subconsciously following q's instructions, listening attentivly and doing what he's told. and after almost a month of thinking about being forced to follow q's every whim he breaks and goes to ask him to do it. control him. use him. own him. invade his mind and do whatever you want with him.

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY