Name: Smoky Known Aliases: Monsieur Chat Pronouns: any Loyalty: none Position: Lap Cat (alternatively, World's Handsomest Dumb-Dumb)
Ran away from home when threatened to be footballed into abhorred carrier.
Whereabouts between home and London, UK, unclear (went from grass patch to grass patch? Chased bird with exceptional persistence? Ended up in post van?)
Stops screaming for food and/or attention only when asleep or demands are fulfilled.
Loves humans (sorry, hoomans), very friendly.
Specifically, will be your friend if food is offered. No questions asked.
Exceedingly dumb.
Stupidly handsome.
Softest, most adorable bow-tie wearer—to, reportedly, the 00 Section's greatest delight.
As of late, several complaints have emanated from said 00 Section about cat hair shed on expensive suits...





























