i am incredibly distressed

wish i wasn’t the weirdest person to ever live

guy who’s terrible at sucking dick but he had a bad childhood so you have to grade on a curve because otherwise you’d make him sad and he’s already had a hard enough life

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

I can't donate my body to science what if it goes to a medical school and when the students crack open my torso and the professor says "I'm sorry these are the stupidest organs I've ever seen"

“this character is not canonically bisexual” to YOU. i know them personally

I want Lil Nas X to do a cover of Santa Baby. He’d make it as suggestive as Eartha Kitt intended

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

I like listening to ppl talk so i can see whats normal and whats not normal

Ok i get it everyone on this website is autistic

Girls will have a 3 hour long psychotic episode then go back on their phones and be like everythings fine now. handheld lobotomy

they hate me because I'm a guy who loves snacks and treats

does any one else think it should be easier

if you refuse to get the vaccine the government should sneak into your room after you go to sleep and take out the little chip in your neck that makes the supermarket doors open when you go near them