college flop out

So rude that you can’t say “okay, I’m done thinking about that” and then actually stop thinking about it

u ever have a stress dream so crazy u wake up feelin like scrooge being given a second chance at life

it’s genuinely so funny that im alive and this is what im doing

the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

i would rather be doing literally anything else. to be honest and open with everyone

it’s always when you open tumblr in public when an 1866 painting of a vagina shows up on your dash

RIP to one of the greats

I work at lush and these little bitches come all naked in a big box and we have to put their blankies on one at a time

Happy belated Mother's Day to all of the Lush employees swaddling extraterrestrial fetuses in the soap nursery. I hope you have the lemon-scented adventure of a lifetime.