the person who believes every day that the winds of winter is getting released tomorrow is a fool every day but one

whenever i look into a historical monarch who doesn’t get talked about much and is just kind of a blank spot in my understanding of the historical narrative, 95% of the time what i find is pure white hot blistering capability. a pencil pusher for the ages. a 39 year reign with no more than three hours of sleep a night. there aren’t any good stories from his reign because he systematically caught and stopped all catastrophic good stories before they could start. you shrimply must respect it

late season game of thrones was always making the most random ass duos on earth do a buddy cop comedy

why were ellaria and asha hooking up with theon in the cuck chair

my new working theory is that george is doing everything he can to kill asoiaf fandom which is the realest thing he's ever done

fear not, ser criston. in 200 years the guy who ended the targaryen line of kings will glaze you to his 17 year old half hightower coworker

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet