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You were alive in 2006? How old are you??
If you were born post 2006 you shouldn’t be following me I’m dead serious

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Okay, was anybody going to tell me that Benj Pasek is a member of Peter Thiel’s secret society or was I supposed to find that out while reading through the leaked membership list myself?
(.txt version of the membership list)
This was intended to be a dunking on Dear Evan Hanson meme but this list is actually insane.
Some notable highlights:
Scott Bessent, Secretary, U.S. Treasury.
Preet Bharara, Former U.S. Attorney, New York Southern District.
Sarah Bond, President of Xbox, Microsoft.
Cory Booker, Senator (New Jersey), U.S. Senate.
Sophia Bush, Actress, One Tree Hill.
Ted Cruz, Senator (Texas), U.S. Senate.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Actor, 500 Days of Summer, Inception, Looper, Snowden.
Jim Himes, Congressman (Connecticut), U.S. House of Representatives.
Rob Hur, Former Special Counsel, U.S. Department of Justice.
Kaja Kallas, Vice President, European Commission. Former Prime Minister, Estonia.
Shahid Khaqan Abbasi, Former Prime Minister, Pakistan. Founder, Airblue.
Ezra Klein, Opinion Columnist, The New York Times. Founder & Former Editor-in-chief, Vox. Host, The Ezra Klein Show.
Taro Köno, Digital Minister, Japan. Former Minister of Defense, Japan.
Leonard Leo, Co-Chairman & Former Executive Vice President, Federalist Society.
Neal Mohan, CEO, YouTube.
Lisa Monaco, Former Deputy Attorney General, U.S. Department of Justice.
Wes Moore, Governor, State of Maryland
Jared Polis, Governor, State of Colorado.
Drew Scott, Co-Founder, Scott Brothers Global. Co-Host, Property Brothers.
Jens Spahn, Member of Parliament, German Bundestag. Former Federal Minister of Health, Germany.
Bret Stephens, Opinion Columnist & Associate Editor, The New York Times. Pulitzer Prize winner.
Nick Thompson, CEO, The Atlantic. Former Editor-in-chief, Wired Magazine.
Tom Tugendhat, Member of Parliament, United Kingdom.
Okay, was anybody going to tell me that Benj Pasek is a member of Peter Thiel’s secret society or was I supposed to find that out while reading through the leaked membership list myself?
(.txt version of the membership list)
its so awkward when people ask me why i dropped out and i have to be like "inadequate disability support" bc no one wants to hear this. they're always like i thought they had to provide that though isn't it the law? girl you might want to sit down i have some bad news about the litigation-based enforcement of the americans with disabilities act
then if i do say that theyre like, couldnt you sue? well theoretically maybe but not without spending more money than i have and putting myself through absolute hell. so no. no i can't.
it’s just this
maybe joseph woll will go on a long journey of self discovery and battle injuries and media and his inner demons all the way to a stanley cup just like the last beloved leafs goalie that was cruelly divorced from his emotional support arizonan

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when god sings with all his creations the vegas golden knights will not be part of the choir
Jarb what are you wearing
So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon
#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed
Why does the elevator at work smell like piss
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canes 12 million under cap and still have all of their upcoming 1st rounders including a dallas 2028 1st. come on man
this could only be the work of pronouns in bio gm

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I don't need the chatgpt random algorithm to write emails for me because I already have a custom and 100% flawless algorithm called "writing the exact same three emails with the names changed"
#1: "hi [landlord], hope you're doing well! [apartment thing] is [broken/a problem]. we need it [fixed/replaced/handled] by [date]. let us know when you'll send someone over so we can be here to let them in. thanks so much, [op]"
#2: "hi [professor], hope you're doing well! unfortunately, I'm [sick/stuck at work/dead] and won't be able to submit [assignment] by [due date]. could I please have an extension? if not, is there anything else I could do to make up this credit? thanks so much, [op]"
#3: "hi [customer service person], hope you're doing well! unfortunately, [product] [didn't arrive/is broken/wrong color/gave me a rash/poisoned my crops] and I'd like to receive a [refund/replacement]. here is the documentation of the order and photos of [broken thing/wrong thing/my rash/dead crops]. thanks so much, [op]"
"but op I work in an office I have to write way more emails than you" well that's your fault for working in an office i got nothing to do with that
Writing an email is so easy and I will tell you how it's done. This is the advice is for everyone with an email job, but you can apply it to normal human interaction.
The FIRST SENTENCE is the thing you want the recipient to do. Do not make them guess.
I want to let you know about ... (This email is to inform someone of something not to ask them to do anything)
Could you please do ... (This is a request. You want them to do something).
I'm looking into x and wondering if you can help me (this is also a request but for information instead of an action).
People do not want to read an email and even if they do read it, most people are skimming and not interested. Tell them what you want first, then provide context or other information (when you need a thing is often key). If the email is informational, you can even add "you don't need to do anything, this is just to keep you informed!" People will appreciate not having to figure out what you want from them.
If you can't articulate what you want the recipient to do with the message, you are not ready to email them. I read too many emails where I have no idea what the person wants from me.
Put the most important thing first and everyone will be impressed! AI cannot do this for you because it can't tell what's important! Only you know that, which is why you must write your own emails.
to everyone who wants help with emails: go through the notes of this post. there are ideas I've never thought of and plenty of scripts for all kinds of situations/jobs
it would be so awesome
it would be so cool