Not Really a Vegetable

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

That one is porple

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

Ouughh big stretc- *my spine completely shatters*

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

loyal knight

synonyms

[Image ID: A panel next to the open door on a bus. Next to the door is a sign that reads "This bus kneels on request." End Image ID.]

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

Big!!! Steppy!!!

Taking her job very seriously