oh you know...

sorry for messing up your mocha caramel lowfat cream frappuccino maam but i just love it when you get mean ....

very important that ilya is silly. yes he’s also king shit of fuck mountain but the silliness is key

happy birthday ilya rozanov ! you will live forever in the kingdom of yay!!!

ilya as captain of an all-star team still doing his “i love you i love you i love you” thing and everyone’s like “last week you told me i wasn’t ensouled because my mother didn’t orgasm when i was conceived but okay man”

the thing about ilya is that he’s literally nice. well maybe not nice but kind. well maybe not kind but he cares. well maybe not about everyone. but he’s a sweetie.

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly