oh you know...

sorry for messing up your mocha caramel lowfat cream frappuccino maam but i just love it when you get mean ....

hudcon might be dating they might be fucking they might be the spiritual embodiment of codependent teen girls that are best friends . they might be soulmates. or coworkers

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.

all of my favourite things are like beautiful racehorses that trip over their own feet a hundred times. but they get back up again. and goddamn, you should see them run.

How goated it is to be anything at all

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

Obviously let a thousand blossoms bloom and all that but I personally cant get on board with those Ilya as a 24/7 dom fics. To me Ilya is one of those girlies on tiktok talking about how they love turning off their brain around their man.

90% of The Cottage was him following Shane around twirling his hair about being treated like a princess. "My man carrying my bags😊. My man cooking me burgers😊 My man buying me cokes😊 My man making me wear water shoes😊 My man planning the next 20 years of our future😊"