oh you know...

sorry for messing up your mocha caramel lowfat cream frappuccino maam but i just love it when you get mean ....

Obviously let a thousand blossoms bloom and all that but I personally cant get on board with those Ilya as a 24/7 dom fics. To me Ilya is one of those girlies on tiktok talking about how they love turning off their brain around their man.

90% of The Cottage was him following Shane around twirling his hair about being treated like a princess. "My man carrying my bags😊. My man cooking me burgers😊 My man buying me cokes😊 My man making me wear water shoes😊 My man planning the next 20 years of our future😊"

when god sings with all his creations the vegas golden knights will not be part of the choir

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

very important that ilya is silly. yes he’s also king shit of fuck mountain but the silliness is key