ੈ✩‧₊˚ Jade's Hidden Moonshine Café ੈ✩‧₊˚

(while particularly loving: “Gender of the Day: Wales”)

Why hello my dear! What a delightfully mischivous idea.

Indeed (*¯︶¯*) Dos-kun is an important member of the Decay of Angels after all! I am delighted to hear that you find it aesthetically pleasing as well, Kat would be please to hear <(￣︶￣)/

And I do not believe we have offically met yet, Jade! I am Nikolai Gogol, answering your asks today! Or perhaps you can see it as a mere magic trick~

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And do not worry, she is fine, I promise. Though whether you trust them are not is up to you, such are the words of a jester after all (＾▽＾) However, she has been busied with assignments lately, so she has taken a break and allowed me to handle the blog for her today as a birthday gift <(￣︶￣)> Or perhaps she's with Dazai-kun... Or maybe both!

Indeed (*¯︶¯*) Dos-kun is an important member of the Decay of Angels after all! I am delighted to hear that you find it aesthetically pleasing as well, Kat would be please to hear <(￣︶￣)/

And I do not believe we have offically met yet, Jade! I am Nikolai Gogol, answering your asks today! Or perhaps you can see it as a mere magic trick~

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after seeing more and more blogs follow my mutuals and i without an age in their pinned post or bio, this felt necessary to make. as nsfw content creators, it is important that we uphold these standards (to keep minors safe, especially!)

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐒

stay vigilant against minors following you and do not encourage those under 18 to interact with your nsfw fics!!! if there is no age in their bio, block them <3 remember that you will not be held liable if the person were to lie about their age and then accuse you of sharing/talking about inappropriate material with them.

𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐒

the following links explain the long-term outcomes of early exposure to pornography and mature content. take a look and see what you’re getting yourself into:

how pornography affects young people

the effects of early exposure to sexual content

early sexualization and pornography exposure

how pornography harms minors

just like visual porn, the way sex is represented in stories can be unrealistic. if you read these kind of fics, it may give you a distorted view of what sex and relationships are like. reading explicit smut can become addictive too, so it's detrimental for you to reflect on whether it's affecting your life.

𝐀 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐒

at the end of the day, you are minors. it doesn’t matter if you think you’re mature or not. warnings are established for a reason. nsfw writers on this site are uncomfortable with minors interacting with them + talking sexual. want to know why? it’s mf weird.

How do you do, my dear? 💛

HIIIIIIIIYO!

I am very good! full of boundless energy today!

thank chu for askin!

Society has surpassed the need for kinnie uquizzes. Take this quiz to get recruited by a BSD organisation. As a talent acquisition specialist i think i qualify to determine your compatibility with which

Your Result:

Welcome to the Hunting Dogs

You're a stray but in the path of order. Self-discipline, commitment, and inner power. You have the fundamentals of what it takes to be a Hunting Dog, the embodiment of power and order. You're more than an icon based on the fake personality you created for yourself. You're burning fire, your spirits combust of righteousness and confidence. You define what is justness for yourself. You may be conventional at times, but you detest impudence even more. You make a great Hunting Dog because of that. Interrogating suspects, torture if the situation calls for it, negotiation with hostages, raiding the enemy where they're most vulnerable. The constant maintenance surgeries are worth it, you're rewarded with thrilling missions and serving the country the peace they deserve. Risking your life isn't so bad, not when the enemies you face are as complex and determined as you. Expect nobody to be a merciful senior (senpai) when it comes to training and missions. You've endured all the maintenance surgeries, so nobody sees the need to be soft on you. Not Fukuchi, not Jouno, and especially not Teruko. You've only seen the last member through his profile on the database, but Tecchou promises you that you'll meet him once you're competent enough on your own to do 3 ambush missions by yourself without needing Jouno to give you directions on the timing. Notable members: Ōkura Teruko, Suehiro Tecchou, Saigiku Jouno, Fukuchi Ouchi, Tachihara Michizou

I got to be honest here...based on the description (I'm not a manga reader, so I don't know the Hunting Dogs), I would be TERRIFIED to join them. Ab-so-lute-ly terrified. I'm flattered the quiz seems to think I'd be able to be a capable member though.