buggre all this for a larke

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 42nd year in a row

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at

mostly i do god knows what

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

hey girl are you my slerp schedule because i am fucking you up

not what i meant to say

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something