buggre all this for a larke

For all we know the strong as fuck ice mummy could actually be a tender and gentle lover

"How do people who don't drink or smoke get through a shit day" babe have you heard of ao3

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

i think grace teaching on erid was rocky babytrapping him. i think at one point grace was like the only thing i miss about earth is teaching my kids and rocky was like hmm...rocky make some calls.

naan before beer you’re in the clear. beer before naan ghengis khan

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus