surely the conses won't quence

something I do find mildly funny about project hail mary is that like. okay I think Ryan Gosling was excellent casting, right? like I think he does a really phenomenal acting job and I enjoyed him in this movie immensely, he gives a very endearing and believable performance as this meek nerdy scientist. and sure, actors can and do radically change their body types for films pretty often, but I don’t think this particular work really called for that. so like it’s fine. but there just really is no particular narrative reason for Ryland Grace to be beefy and muscular the way Ryan Gosling is. like that’s not something that just happens to you, it’s something you have to build and maintain. idk a lot about astronaut training, I’m sure it’s probably good for them to be physically fit. but notably Grace was not intended to go into space until the last second. so it’s not like he was working out for that. And like I guess there’s really no reason why he can’t be a nerd and also a gym guy. but it just is kind of amusing how jacked he is for no good reason. like imagine you’re rocky and for some reason or another you do get to go to earth and meet other humans and learn more about human biology in general. like I know Rocky wouldn’t REALLY have a metric for human attractiveness or maybe even buffness. but I have to imagine at some point it would hit you like. grace hunky dreamboat question. grace cut sexy GQ underwear model question. why grace get put in spaceship question. grace should have been at club statement. shaking ass in jockstrap statement.

shitty fanfic by the one and true rocky would be a hoot. rocky gets really into star wars or mass effect and makes his damsel in distress humansona have relations with a hunky [insert species of exoskeleton-having bug people] and when grace finds out hes like well okay buddy you have fun im not going to examine that.

it’s so fucking funny that the beginning portion of the phm movie pretty clearly shows that grace has always been interested in and is also Not Normal about aliens (see: dissertation, classroom absolutely decked out with space stuff, very sweetly saying “welcome to earth” to the petrova line sample + how hyped up he gets when he realizes they’re cells) and then as soon as he gets the opportunity to meet an intelligent extraterrestrial life form he goes no thank you and hits da bricks

This would be the cutest tattoo

has someone made a grace rocky edit to raye's WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! pleaseeeeeeeeeee