surely the conses won't quence

Another small freebie stitch pattern for you, this time it's a cross stitch alphabet! A quirky, chunky, retro game-ish alphabet I designed for cross stitch: small caps, numbers, ?!

I’ve had those two pride outfit ideas FOR YEARS but for one reason or another I never got around to making them

But I realised they fit someone else quite well ✨👀

I made a grimoire to hold my tiny e-reader and MP3 player (an XTEINK X4 with Crosspoint flashed to it and a Sony NW-A55 Walkman respectively)

Note: the ereader attaches magnetically, it's not just gently balanced atop

What happens on Lesbos, stays on Lesbos.

Full version

Have you ever wanted an AU of an AU well I know that in this post I said they don't meet till much later in life (like 15+ years) well what if they did meet in their early thirties?

Aziraphale is captivated and vexed by this mysterious woman, all edge and rebellion and...freedom, at first glance. Crowley sees that dormant spark in her eyes, likes it that despite getting riled up, this woman keeps coming around, unable to tamp down that curiosity

And maybe Crowley is tired of Lucy wanting to shoehorn her into this box of who she wants her to be; and maybe Aziraphale is bending under the weight of need and boredom in that picture perfect marriage to Gabriel, who only knows how to criticise and demand.

Who are we to judge 😌

Grace looking at the illuminator and seeing space for the first time (dread)

The funeral

Learning how to speak with Rocky

Them two exchanging the concept of death

Grace crying when rocky offers his fuel to him

Grace being hunted down like a dog to serve on the mission

The petrova line scene ✨

Rockys sacrifice to save Grace

Rocky recovering

The idea of rocky dying slowly on a drifting dead spaceship

Grace deciding to send the probes and go save rocky instead of going home

"you have nobody. You don't even have a dog"

Grace handing Rocky the crocheted earth ball

Grace teaching the pebbles

“no understand do puppet show” “do you still need the puppets” “yes yes showtime”

“thumbs up baby” 👎

”do you have to sit right there?” “is usually closer”

”not half bad!” “is full good!”

”bad no good grace die rocky die all earth die we die we die we die”

Can I get a wahooo??!

Ad Nauseum is an adblocker that stores the ads it blocks and continuously generates fake clicks, fucking with analytics and costing the ad companies money

TrackMeNot automatically does randomly generated searches on a variety of search engines to obscure your real searches and fuck with analytics, and you can set it up to work with anything that has a search bar (including facebook, twitter, amazon, youtube, etc)

WhatCampaign replaces analytics parameters in links with the string “FuckOff”. I thought there was a similar extension that used random strings, but I can’t seem to find it

Privacy Possum is a fork of Privacy Badger with a focus on costing tracking companies as much money as possible, and idk if my limited tech knowledge is enough to understand what it does but the description does say it falsifies some data so that’s good enough for me