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Today's Document
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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grace on erid
"Grace Ryland is Rocky's dog" is such a funny fucking dynamic when you think about it
Eridians are further behind than humans technologically right? They dont have computers, relativity, quantum mechanics, etc. In fact, Eridians probably dont even know about the Big Bang because their atmosphere would filter out most of the cosmic microwave background radiation we use to detect it. On a human timeline, theyre anywhere between like early-mid 20th century. Rocky's basically a cosmonaut.
So the human civilization is pretty advanced from Rocky's perspective. Rationally he understands this. On a conceptual level he knows this to be true.
But at the same time... imagine youre one of the first ever cosmonauts to make it into space. Then you meet a 10 year old alien dog who cant do 2+2 without pulling out its calculator. It forgets everything constantly and has to keep notes everywhere, like it basically lives in Memento (2000). Also if it doesnt nap constantly it gets even stupider. And you somehow has to reconcile this with the fact that this dog has a better understanding of physics than your entire civilization does. Like the dog knows how the universe started.
grocky is really good because they dont really want to Have Sex with each other as much as they want to sort of crawl into each others insides and live there forever .
weird notsex but definitely horny activity they do is rocky makes grace watch thriller or scary movies so he can be a pervert about the sound of graces heart and lungs going fucking crazy and being very Viscerally alive next to him in a controlled environment. he constantly complains about how sloshy and wet grace is all the time but privately he is so deeply traumatized and he needs to be glued to this guys obscenely exposed heartbeat and rushing blood noises at all times
also something somethinng the eridian equivalent of a vibrator being a tuning fork and they. experiment . with that. its not necessarily Sexual stimulation it doesnt really engage the reproductive organs but it DOES very much engage the pleasure sensors in their crystalbrains and involves a disgusting amount of trust because if something is resonating Directly against their carapace loud enough theyre functionally blind. grace then tries hooking it up to the frequencies of wonderwall and loses all privilages forever
anyway. i love when two characters love each other so so much in such a complicated way that they dont have sex but instead do something MUCH weirder
THEYRE SO GODDAMN WEIRD!!!!!!!
Id been feeling quite frustrated with the big 18ct piece by 8pxl I've been working on since may but as I was showing my friends some of my old pieces I discovered this unfinished WIP!!
Oh my god the joy of easy quick stitching where you can cover so much space and feel like you actually advanced ahaha. Great project for a little recharging break đź’Ş

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Couple of Project Hail Mary doodles!!
The first one was my idea of what he would go for as a jingly celebrations outfit ahah the eridians collect and make him all sorts of beads; even if they're sad that their most resonant materials are toxic to Grace. They settle on some of the lightest metals they have plus porous rocks (trying to avoid extra weight as much as possible because of, well, extra gravity).
Grace has a fun week sorting them by colour which is incomprehensible to them (to the point someone alerts rocky that the human has been pushing the same beads around arbitrarily and is he ok??)
It is not the best sounding outfit anyone has heard but they're happy Grace is well enough to celebrate with them!
The second one was inspired by the oracle of Delphi. Got me thinking of eridians settling upon such fissures and getting permeated by a soothing cocktail of underground gasses. Either for medicinal purposes like joint pain or just as a way to relax. A bit like thermal springs for humans.
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It's true! The gals are available to become part of your bookshelf today! And hold onto your hats, Chapter 3 starts next week! And it's already here for Patrons!
I'm back doing what I love, which is making fanfic covers. All Project Hail Mary this time!
Credits under the cut!
I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

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Couple of Project Hail Mary doodles!!
The first one was my idea of what he would go for as a jingly celebrations outfit ahah the eridians collect and make him all sorts of beads; even if they're sad that their most resonant materials are toxic to Grace. They settle on some of the lightest metals they have plus porous rocks (trying to avoid extra weight as much as possible because of, well, extra gravity).
Grace has a fun week sorting them by colour which is incomprehensible to them (to the point someone alerts rocky that the human has been pushing the same beads around arbitrarily and is he ok??)
It is not the best sounding outfit anyone has heard but they're happy Grace is well enough to celebrate with them!
The second one was inspired by the oracle of Delphi. Got me thinking of eridians settling upon such fissures and getting permeated by a soothing cocktail of underground gasses. Either for medicinal purposes like joint pain or just as a way to relax. A bit like thermal springs for humans.
Endurance runners
Part 2 of this
She's being so big and brave.
children of any species are very good at being annoying and very cute while doing that
a sphinx child based on this post

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pourquoi du pain est masculin mais la baguette est féminine....... la baguette est transgenre ?
je vais laisser la communauté parler:
la baguette, icĂ´ne trans?
oui
non
eh bah
10k notes pour un post francophone sur tumblr macron oĂą est mon poste de ministre de la culture
I also find it personally very funny that they made "rule breaking/ procedure speeding/ documentation who?" Eva Stratt German
Do you know how much Germans get tangled and trip in their own insufferable bureaucracy?? They let one (1) of them buck free and she blew up Antarctica. Unstoppable. She is the moment