Mr. Clean, right behind you

“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman

and frankly? some of you struggle with hairy men.

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

Young Cathy and Heathcliff find a half staved unconscious Jane Eyre on the moors and poked her with a stick to see if she's dead. She isn't roused by their proding and they don't care enough to try and help her so it isn't mentioned in either book.

happy pride month

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

top economists are saying today that so long as the coyote doesn't look down he will never fall

i think the important thing to understand is that sexual violence is an extension of violence, not sex

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

bagel 🥯 btw. just think ab it

The important thing about continents is first that the idea was invented with Europe in mind and second that it does not work for Europe