RTFM, ma'am

inviting a girl over to cut symbols into you and she keeps agonizing over what to use. alchemical is too fake, catholic is boring, etc. eventually you propose a pentagram just to get something moving and she says that'd be "poser gnostic shit" and walks out

Literally begging people to engage with media in a way that isn’t “strip layered characters into a one-size-fits-all babie personality that’s basically just the phrase ‘appley juice :3’ as a personality”

I don’t know how many times I have to say this but if you smooth away at every rough edge that makes a well written character interesting you’re always going to end up with the same smooth sphere. And if you’re only comfortable playing around with that sphere then either you never liked the original all that much or you should probably have a long think about how you consume with media and why this is the only way you seem able to do so

The great thing about Jacob is he has a facade that is immediately recognizable and you can then see how he’s hiding a bleeding heart the whole time. He’s not convinced of his role as a middle man unaffected by the things around him so he can’t convince anyone else of it Unless they are also not paying attention. He doesn’t want to be the perfect Cerberus solider but he’s trying to convince the mirror he can be. Whatever

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

The post going around about how people's parents met has, of course, got me wondering about more fictional variants. So if you feel so inclined, tell the story of how your Shepard's parents met in the tags. Or, for Earthborn Shepards, perhaps the story of how/why they ended up on the streets?

maybe growing up is just becoming who you were at 14 again but learning how to love her this time

truly nothing funnier than having an archive of when you first started getting into a media that has since consumed your entire life

People saying Kaidan Alenko is a himbo is so confusing to me because you realize his combat class means he's also a tech specialist??? He's not the guy kicking the terminal because he doesn't know how to work it, he's hacking that shit minute one. Not to mention he learned how to Reave

sometimes i feel bad for having mostly female ocs and then i remember the large amount of people who are so obsessed with men and mlm ships exclusively to the effect of rampant violent misogyny so i think im ok

ill get too into my own little bubble like "oh no i must be overdoing it having so many women.... i really should diversify" but then stepping out and realizing that no it seems im far more in the minority than i thought and theres a scarily disproportionate amount out there who wouldnt even consider adding One

It's me and my oc x canon against the world

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.