CRUZIN'

I've got plans for you..Evil sadistic thoughts..

Picking you up on a first date..

Cuffed his buddy and then cuffed himself and then realized he forgot the keys..

Grabbing my property..

You never know what you're going to encounter while cruzin on a Saturday evening..

Bagged me a buck while hunting. Strung him up for safe keeping..

Leather bondage boot camp..

Looking forward to the camping trip boy??

Being led deep into the woods..

I don't want to hear any excuses when we get home boy. Understood?

You just hang there until your attitude improves..

Once it goes on it stays on! Short chain..little movement..

Gotcha now cowboy. Don't want anyone hearing you now do we?

Thanks for stopping. Might not have been a good idea. And thanks for the use of your bike..

Let's discuss your future with the company..

Whip it out man..

Smokin' in the men's room..