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God I fucking love being a monk at the Monastery of Lindisfarne on this fine morning of June 8th, 793. I love looking at all the gold and silver objects and alive monks that live here.

Sexually frustrated men who smoke cigarettes and blow it in your face just to piss you off

Architects don’t “masturbate”; they Wank Lloyd Wright

this website is so funny because every couple years we repeat the discourse of "which marginalised group is it morally okay for us to shit on?" and somehow nobody ever learns from it. we just look back and go, "hey, remember that time when everyone was joking about how ace people should all be put in meat grinders? that was so messed up. we should not have done that. anyway, here's my topical joke about how polyamorous people should all be put in meat grinders."

this post is still getting me anon hate pretty much on the daily btw. in case you were curious about the state of things

honestly its gay as fuck to even be a man

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

you're cute and it's tuesday