jackalope

those “grandma when you tell her you havent eaten” memes but its femmes when their butch hasnt eaten

btw, when she says “i had to sell the only thing of worth i had in my life” she’s talking about her dead mother’s violin.

Oh... oh. Don’t just toss him in the dumpster, set it on fire.

this isn't a men thing lol this rlly is a rich thing and if you've ever had financially stable friends, they be the first ones to demand you pay them back for a stick of gum or the gas to drop u off on the way home from school like... rich ppl stay rich bc they hoard, more often than not, and thats why the more absurd your wealth, the less ethical we can assume you are. this is incredibly fucked up in a relationship and she'd be justified in murdering him (or forcing him to buy the violin back for as expensive as necessary... w/e) but like. this is why wealthy ppl don't have rights.

why doth the human body ooze when provoked

theres an ooze for just about every brand of human provocation and plainly i am sick of it

was going to elucidate on this matter but then realized i was accidentally inventing the four humors again

mom said it's my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings

that wasn’t mom

question to all you people that want to fuck cartoons. do you imagine yourself as animated too because i dont understand how that works in the slightest

i deserve to be called baby bc im baby, thank u for coming to my ted talk

why is eye imagery so fucking sexy. like. just slapping a bunch of extra eyes on something, the more the better. why does that fuck so hard.