I am the protagonist of my own life.

why did staff have to downgrade the desktop experience with loading issues and gradient boxes like they did with the app. desktop used to just work…

those mlm (‘no women!!’) blogs are insane and obviously incredibly misogynistic but the funny part (to me at least) is the way they’re marketed as “mlm” blogs but say ‘don’t talk to me about women!!’ like bi men don’t exist.

i had my first driving lesson today and the guy was like how are you feeling did your adrenaline go off are you feeling nervous and im like. my guy. i am literally so medicated right now nothing short of you stabbing a knife in my chest will cause me to feel any adrenaline. you thinking oncoming traffic can traumatize me and make me too anxious to get into the drivers seat is so personally funny to me

i see oncoming traffic and im like. this car is literally doing what poisonous frogs in the amazon do. like three massive signs with big red Ls on them plus [GUY'S] DRIVING SCHOOL on the front driving 30 in a 50 zone. Nothing says don't fuck with me more what do I have to be worried about. my heartbeat physically can't rise above 77bpm i am literally the calmest motherfucker on this road right now