Not A Bot

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

ilya going to the cottage with a ring already in his pocket. just in case. send tweet

crucially he does NOT propose to shane that first summer bc he is too nervous/feels too soon and he’s scared he’ll scare him off. even though when the topic of marriage comes up he is visibly sweating. bc of this shane thinks ilya doesn’t want to marry him. months/years later when shane finally does propose, ilya sheepishly pulls the ring out of his sock drawer and admits to shane how long he’s had it. shane promptly knocks him upside the head (metaphorically) for making him wait so long

powerful young defender joce larocque never stop posting about trans rights and palestine and indigenous rights ofc literallyyyyyy nobody else in the pwhl is doing it like her

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

My sister asking me things like “oh what are the new team names” and “when is the game you’re going to take me to next season” like hahahaha haha good question no one knows. Not a soul out there knows a name or a schedule or what’s going on and when and if there’s gonna be conferences or if it’s still a 4 team playoffs or who’s playing what. We’re flying by the seat of our pants here in pdub land

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

awful news guys

re-reading the opening of role model where the only described feature of troy's "sweet condo" is a view of the CN tower and then pushing my chair away from my desk to peer out the window at the CN tower and then pondering that a bit.

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.

*while spinning*: you are a thread. you can stay a thread. you do not yarn to return to being fluff.

*while embroidering*: you are a thread on a needle. you can just exist as thread on a needle. you do knot yearn to become a tangle.

*while turning wood* you are timber on a lathe. You can stay as timber on a lathe. You do not yearn to become a live hand grenade.

hello everyone. my name is harrowhark nonagesimus welcome to my meal. i have never cooked before but god asked me to try because he wants us all to eat & exist in union <3 of course i will oblige him because i harrowhark nonagesimus am the most devout worshipper of the locked tomb and the king undying. first up on the menu is soup. i hate flavours so i didn’t put any salt or anything. but don’t worry i put something better :) haha you guessed it! i sectioned my tibia and put it in the soup :) yeah :) so i can explode people :)