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should i write a fic where they get outed bc there's a home invasion while they're staying at ilyas apartment in boston / shanes place in montreal and one of them gets injured seriously enough to warrant an ambulance

yuna hollanders diva moments pair well with ilya rozanov's total faggot crises

In my mind all the ottawa centaurs sleep in the same bed foot to foot like the bucket grandparents and ilya kisses them all goodnight on the forehead before he goes home to Shane

Either that or they sleep like the orphan girls in Madeline (one long room w a big tall window and little lined up beds)

I'm all out of elegant well-phrased thoughts. Anyone else think Ilya "gonna butter him up so he stays" Rozanov sucked Shane off on the countertop when Shane got to his house in episode four? Like, he didn't pull that move of lifting Shane onto the countertop just to kiss right? It was Step 1A of his grand plan, titled: "suck him off while in a half-squat." Anyone else think he made Shane come like three times so that by the time he asked Shane to stay the night Shane was like 90% sex hormone, 5% Hockey on TV later, 4% hungry guy, and 1% thinking brain? Forget the tuna melts. Ilya was like "I have to exhaust him physically and deposit him on the couch with hockey on TV in comfy oversized sweats and his favorite Canadian soda." Ilya knew he couldn't put on a shirt this day. The shirtlessness was the primary anchor of The Plan. All this was planned. And the son of a bitch almost pulled it off.

#TheirBDSMCottageCountryCNCInnocentBellboyMeanHotelGuestRolePlay

re-reading the opening of role model where the only described feature of troy's "sweet condo" is a view of the CN tower and then pushing my chair away from my desk to peer out the window at the CN tower and then pondering that a bit.

what can we glean about his character from knowing he considers view of the CN tower to be a feature.... he loves RGB strip lighting

re-reading the opening of role model where the only described feature of troy's "sweet condo" is a view of the CN tower and then pushing my chair away from my desk to peer out the window at the CN tower and then pondering that a bit.

Shane two days after their big “I love you” moment at the cottage once again sitting up against the headboard staring off into nothingness. Ilya wakes up himself this time & immediately flops onto Shane’s chest & is joking around goinf Haha babe are you planning our entire future some more? This time can you tell me at what point we adopt a dog? But then Shane very seriously goes “I told you not to jump.” & now Ilya is staring at him wondering if he’s too tired for his brain to actually comprehend English or if Shane is just saying shit but then Shane goes “the MLH awards. In 2011 on the rooftop. You looked so sad & I told you losing wasn’t worth jumping over. I didn’t know. Fuck I’m so sorry but I didn’t know.” & now there are tears in Shane’s eyes but Ilya doesn’t even really remember what he’s talking about. He knows Shane means winning rookie of the year, remembers making out with him that night, but every other detail is blurry. But also Shane is crying & apologizing for a throwaway comment he made once years ago & his eyes are shining in the moonlight & he’s so beautiful & cares about Ilya so much that Ilya can’t stop the tears from welling up in his own eyes as he hugs Shane close & promises him that it’s okay, really