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The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

fuuuuuuck I procrastinated cleaning out my basement for 300 years and now some mad wizard infested the place I'm gonna have to hire some adventures to drive it out fuck my stupid chud unlife

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

@tuesdaey

"Adopt don't shop" and "that's a 10 year commitment" style PSAs except instead of being aimed at would-be irresponsible pet owners it's for people who want to start yet another long-term ttrpg campaign

when you see something that needs to be done and you think “someone should take care of that” just remember that you’re someone

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

everything. cost money

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats