Left hand holds a flower right hand swings a sword

I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.

#'this is present in the text' is often a good first step #but those second and third ones (naming it; describing its function) are vital (via @elucubrare)

kind of funny how humans have designated strips of sand and water as the only socially acceptable place to wear triangle coverings no matter how hot it gets. like even if it’s 110 degrees sorry babe ur a slut if ur not wearing at least a tank top

women are legit just so sexualized and their appearances so moderated by society (the expectation that they look good when they leave the house or else they’re considered a bum) that even wearing minimal clothing so they don’t overheat is considered ‘skanky’ bc obviously the only reason for skin to be showing is bc they’re looking for attention and male validation