Left hand holds a flower right hand swings a sword

i like a trans headcanon as much as the next guy but sometimes it really boils down to “that character has not had enough agency and/or introspective freedom in their life to have transitioned by the time we meet them in their story”

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

I feel it would be good to have a word that's like not ragebait but shamebait, where you can read a post and just go 'ah, this person just wants me to feel ashamed of myself and is not engaging with the issue in a constructive or useful way. I do not have to participate in this actually' and like. move on with your day

hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional

we need Simon IronLung to win, people, not because he's inherently more of a tumblr sexyman than Gomez, but listen. If the sexyman contest does its thing and kills another politician... it would be really fucking funny.

The gap keeps getting wider. I KNOW how much everyone wants a Gomez in their life, but let Simon have SOMETHING nice for once

you really do have to feel for he xuan though imagine you go up to the heavenly capital so ready to fuck up the life of the stupid undeserving spoiled brat who is living YOUR life who received YOUR godhood as a present with a big old bow slapped on it. ready to hate this person ready to relish taking back from them what's rightfully yours. and it's shi qingxuan. imagine your task being to hate the sweetest nicest cutest funniest most charming person you've ever met. who just wants to be everyone's friend. is nothing easy

I love that Rocky is a bland beige rock with too many limbs and no face! I love that he's so unmarketable and goes against the rules of character design principles!! Yet he is SO beloved!!! he sparks joy in millions!!!! In times where big corps try to replace art with the most boiled-down-edges-smoothened slop thats supposed to appeal to everyone and in doing so: appeals to no-one-- We have Rocky. I love you Rocky.

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

infinity train is kinda like my dead wife

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

#great work everyone hit the flowers - @janedrewfinally

Happy disability pride month to everyone with ptsd, happy disability pride month to everyone with complex ptsd, happy disability pride month to everyone who questions if their problems are big enough to count as a disability, happy disability pride month to anyone who questions if their problems count as a physical or mental disability, happy pride month to everyone who has a disability that causes people to stare, and to those whose disabilities are hidden, happy disability pride month to everyone who deals with any kind of disability physical or mental, you’re all badass and I want you to remember that this month okay