Once was a baby, now a jerk

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

Something about the bastardization of the story time and time again proves that nobody in power really cares about the people who would resonate with King’s Carrie White. A girl so ugly and repulsive she’s been removed from her own story. The societal need for women and girls to be constantly perceived as attractive is what fuels a fair amount of her torment in the book, but that person isn’t even allowed to exist on the screen. We cannot empathize with her; it isn’t allowed. It’s fascinating to me.

can we get anne carson on hot ones

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

I feel like there’s literally no stronger swear word than when a girl in bonnet in a movie says something like, “But Lady Snapplecap says I cannot until I come of age!” and a dude wearing pants tucked into his boots and an open shirt replies, “DAMN Lady Snapplecap!” with the force of 435 F-bombs

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

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Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell