got that deer in me

I’m gonna piss myself. Tucker just delighted to pose next to cock on phone. HELP ME

i'm half convinced it's anthony or frank (self admitted small penis haver and guy who doesn't need to admit it) but those possibilities both raise more questions than they answer

vampire money but they’re not ready and they take a minute to regroup

the ad copy says it can be used on camels. imagine someone with a camel who is struggling with camel behavior problems seeing this and thinking "hot damn, the solution to my camel misbehavior problems is CERTAINLY this dog exorcism potion"

My role at the function is to lean on the table and look like a dying dog to bring the mood down of everyone else present

when gerard got red paint on the wall during that one stream with worm and worm goes “oh your wife is gonna kill us!!” and then gerard starts laughing almost giddily while doing an awful job of cleaning up the paint with like a dry paper towel. right. right.