Always Tired

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

finally someone said it

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

"sonic's greatest fear is losing his friends" WRONG! cavediving

messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one

it’s just me

everyone who's been a fan longer than me is an annoying "niche" poser and everyone who's a newer fan than me is an irritating uneducated clout chasing baby poser. i am the only real fan ever