ricekwispys

a 500 word short story with the same plot as your novel that explores how quickly the problem could be solved by sonic the hedgehog

sonic heritage post

I’ve never seen this one before and it just punched me in the fucking face.

Just like Knuckles did to Sonic

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures.... its just In There

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

topical

oh my god hamlet

I don’t know a word of Korean, but I love how I can tell the chat is clearly cracking up at this.

“LOL I’M DRIVING” is a universal experience

The chat going absolutely apeshit is my favourite part of this video.

you start beating them and mid match they beyblade their fucking controller to their dominant hand

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

it was pneumonia.

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

he shot her point blank

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

never seen anyone fucking kill a man on reddit

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things