hey man

here's a list of beloved fictional characters i want to see make suicide attempts & here is a copy of that list in case you accidentally throw it in the gabarge

I cant handle when people draw mordecai and rigby all scene and emo they're 20 something stoner deadbeats they both wear nothing but stained tshirts hoodies and baggy jeans. Mordecai might own one polo shirt because he's a douchebag

I just had sex with hello neighbor.

Here at Doritos, we're "locos" for more than just flavor. We're all about family, because some of you have those.

So we partnered with Palantir.

THIS GUY SAT NEXT TO ME AND MY DAD IN A RESTAURANT AND BEFORE EATING HE RUBBED HIS HANDS TOGETHER AND WENT "OHOHOHO" IN A FULL SUIT AND TIE

was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??