hey man

here's a list of beloved fictional characters i want to see make suicide attempts & here is a copy of that list in case you accidentally throw it in the gabarge

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

monster needs to release a "smol bean" flavor. that tastes like pure cinnamon roll

monster needs to release a heckin pupper flavor that tastes like wet dog

monster needs to stop these two before their dark work is complete

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

on tiktok they're debating the ethics of being sexually attracted to the poop toy from the new toy story movie. in case anyone was curious

This post is a safe place to lay your egg

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it