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My neighbor the Krampus keeps asking to borrow one of my spellbooks again, but yeah, after the last time he returned it with screaming bloodstains on three pages that's definitely not happening.
Frikkin' Krampus.
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My neighbor the Krampus keeps asking to borrow one of my spellbooks again, but yeah, after the last time he returned it with screaming bloodstains on three pages that's definitely not happening.
Frikkin' Krampus.
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So I met a dragon the other day that was like offended that I had a human form because (she said) as a shapeshifter who could take any form I wanted obviously I should choose to be a dragon because that was the best shape and I told her that I mean yeah dragons are great but I feel more comfortable in a human shape but she still seemed pretty upset so okay I decided to be dragon-shaped for a while to try to mollify her but then I met another dragon who was angry that I was (he said) making a mockery of the noble form of the dragon which I mean wasn't at all what I was trying to do but apparently I just can't win.
✨You said you didn't want to bother thinking about how to decorate your wizard tower and that you were just going to let Wizard Alexa decorate it however Wizard Alexa wanted. Why did you think Wizard Alexa wouldn't put giant pictures of Wizard Alexa everywhere?✨
So that gorgon I've been buying decorative statues from is now offering mini-statuettes too, and honestly I'm not sure whether they're, you know, petrified pixies or just petrified humans that she shrinks after the fact, or maybe that she shrunk before petrifying them, but I do know I finally have something to put in that empty alcove above the main arch in the hall.
So I know a lot of people like to "beat the heat" in the summer by jumping in the pool but I mean as a slime I basically am the pool.
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So, uh, I was born during a total solar eclipse and every year on my birthday a raven brings me another piece of dark crystal which is slowly but surely assembling itself into a crown and wizard's staff. but other than that pretty normal childhood, you?
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You know how when someone is scatterbrained people say they'd lose their head if it wasn't attached? Well, as a shapeshifting slime I can detach my head, and, uh… yeah, I have no idea where I left it.