I know a lot of people kind of hate the word "moist" for some reason, but I mean I'm a slime. I can't help but be moist. That's just what I am.
Anyway, on their insides humans are at least as moist as I am.
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I know a lot of people kind of hate the word "moist" for some reason, but I mean I'm a slime. I can't help but be moist. That's just what I am.
Anyway, on their insides humans are at least as moist as I am.
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So, the next time a legion of screaming wraiths fills the sky, mounted on terrible things like a cross between a dragon and a silverfish and wielding awful weapons made of bone and despair, just remember the following four words:
Don't worry about it.
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So I just found a wizard catalog that includes for sale what I am like 99.7% sure are copies of me and first of all I'm not sure where they got those copies of me (although honestly I've split off enough copies of me that I later lost track of that that's not really that much of a mystery) and secondly I'm not sure I'm really happy about being for sale but most importantly why did they label me "Evil Potion"? I mean, just because I was created in a vat by an evil wizard that doesn't make me evil.
Protip to warlords defending territories besieged by necromancers: "Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes" is not great advice when you're up against skeleton armies.
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I wonder if putting a (fake) "Best By" date on me will make people less likely to drink me if they think I've expired...
Installing a map in my magical mirror maze with a big arrow saying "YOU ARE HERE" but the map is actually totally wrong and is just there to confuse intruders further.