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Today's rant about the exhaust port on the Death Star was inspired by a post about how Darth Vader appears to have known about it, based on some comics and some behavior in the movie. It was an interesting post which I only didn't reblog because some additions presupposed that this was the writers being stupid.
I actually think that still works with the presupposition that the exhaust port makes sense. Darth Vader, the same guy who destroyed a droid control ship in a vaguely similar way on accident and then spent several years during the Clone Wars probably pulling off similar stunts on purpose, has the experience to look for that kind of weakness. If he had access to the Death Star plans at any point, he probably found that weakness and filed it away for future use. He didn't like the Death Star, Tarkin kept rubbing it in his face that it was going to replace him and there were probably all sorts of internal politics about it.
So my thought is he saw the weakness and, when he saw the Rebellion attacking, hopped into a fighter to go out and join the fight with the intention of "accidentally" popping a couple of missiles down there himself. If he took out the last fighter and made the shot quick enough, the sensors likely wouldn't even have been able to be sure the missiles came from him and not that incredibly lucky last rebel pilot. And even if they could, who were they gonna tell in the 60 seconds or so they had left?
Rebels crushed, Death Star removed, all in one fell swoop.
Now this does have the amusing side effect of making his obsessive hunt for the pilot who destroyed the Death Star afterwards less about serving the Empire or whatever and more about taking down that upstart killstealer
I don't have any aesthetic problems with sealmaids most of the time but it will never cease to be funny to me that you're basically just giving a mermaid their feet back. the hips are all the way down by the ""tail fins"" on a seal as well, so the sealmaid is just like 3m of torso ending in feet, extremely comedic
No, but... that's how snakes work, y'know? They're all torso, their tails are really short. I feel you could really do something fascinating if you leaned into the anatomy at hand.
My very dear friend pennywise-fucker on here gets her selfies marked mature with the only skin in the entire photo being her upper chest, face, and lower thighs. So who knows what the fucking clanker is even looking for.
Given the Nina examples so far, it may just be 'nipples visible because clothing' so see if that's a factor?
But yeah the automated systems here are so crap it's shocking.
Not that, and trust me, I look đ¤Ł
At least there's one good thing. Some people have reblogged art of my Gothbot.
Everyone should reblog art of my gothbot
Weird suggestion but do you think the name could have something to do with it? If I were trying to program a better censorbot, I might try to use words around it for greater context. So a blog with "cooking" in the name might lead to lower hitsâ"oh, that's probably raw chicken". A blog with fuck in the name, however....?

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love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.
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She's also married, has kids, and a fleet of ships. I love my stinky fodder daughter
Why, in the fuck, would you possibly start loading a video on the print this recipe page you insane git.
hiii I'm a shark and I thought I'd try to design my first human sharkthro! I'm not very good at mammal anatomy but she's cute and that's what matters >u<
lovely concept, I'd love to +like this too but I'm afraid of that showing up in my bedroom

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For everyone's edification, bald eagle shenanigans I found looking for images of mutual preening (no dice):
When Lynne Thompson and Scott Crockett reached the eagles, the birds weren't moving. Thompson said they were entangled, floating, stunned, a
Definitely suspect this one was courtship gone wrong, though of course I have no way of knowing for sure. It's funnier to anthropomorphize that one, tooâtoo busy showing off to the gf/bf, crashed into a river, now you gotta swim home and you can't even look at each other.
Birds of a different feather are flocking together in Northern California.
Many hoped that Tuffy, a red-tailed hawk bird-napped by an eagle mother, would remain a member of the family.
This is a fascinating scenario I'd never heard of. Sad how it ended, but interesting that it happened at all. I'm guessing the baby hawk hit more "BABY" than "hawk" for mama until she fledged, but why snatch the kid in the first place? Did she seem more edible on the flyby?
Both of those stories are from before the modern AI era. This next one is not, though it seems legit to meâI wouldn't expect AI bald eagles to have the correct vocalizations, there's no weird transitions that I could spot, the description is logical including an explanation of why the camera was on, and the organization seems to be real.
petting the heads of the Big Bear Valley livecam eagles furiously with my mouse cursor to compensate for not being able to pet them IRL (a thing that is both very not allowed and they would not enjoy)
I dunno, the head is the one part of themselves that a bird cannot reach. If you had a social relation with them, instead of a parasocial (and necessitating the context that could occur, such as if they were in captivity), they might one day grudgingly consent.
Scratching is better than petting, though; gotta get into those thick feathersâthat's where the flat flies and other pests hang out!
genuinely curious what is your ideal marine animal anthro design re: tail? i at least figure no pectoral fins no pelvic fins since those could translate to arms and legs, but what about the rest of it?
Personally I like tails and aquatic animal designs in general when they look like they can move well in water, which generally means SUBSTANTIALLY fewer fins and extra doodads than people tend to give them lol, but that's just my particular favourite style and I also like a variety of others in passing!
I think what bothers me about the animal-in-ass design trope is the combination of attention to detail with a lack of thought given to what those details actually are and do. The gills of a shark are for breathing! Why are you putting them on the tail?? Are there gill arches under there too? What about the digestive system that's behind them? If you're adding the pelvic fins does that mean that's where the character poops from? If you included the belly do they have a shark's giant liver and spiral-shaped intestines in there too? Why did you add that detail if you don't even acknowledge what it means?
So yeah I suppose it's more the fact that it represents a wearying lack of knowledge about aquatic animals and how they work, an endless copy-paste of features used as decorative motifs in a semi-realistic style without acknowledgement that they actually serve a function, which is a treatment that terrestrial animals rarely get.
I hope you don't mind, but I drew what I see over all of these in like 20 seconds:
So, yeah, wereshark good. Most of those moderately extra-fin guys I'm just confusedâgovernment experiment in new control surfaces? but if you add enough fins, my brain says "reef fishâslow-moving, probably venomous, and might stick in place with all those fins"
As for shark in ass, wellâthat's a relative of the cookiecutter shark, and they latch on to your femoral artery from behind to feed on your fluids. You do indeed have a shark in your ass. (I also took the longest referencing that one, judge me)
Bonus: as far as I can tell, "human with the body of anything from the neck down" is actually a pretty standard "taur" shape, so what if we...?
I have no idea if this is scribbly enough to avoid the censor or not, but obviously she's an epaulette shark / Polynesian human taur. There was going to be a background but I realized I was taking way too long for a shitpost response to an offhand complaint post. She's probably semi-submerged though, or she'd have more difficulties, on her way to spear some fish, higher brain functions turned down, wielding the sord except it's a speeer I guess.
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Hi, I'm not deadânot that I think anyone was rushing to give me a funeralâI am in fact designing a new pair of... I think the cool kids call them "sophonts" these days? and hip-deep in a weird Star Wars doujinshi.

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Rewatched one of my less-favored Definite Articles (Lair of Grievous).
It's not quite as bad as I was remembering, butâ
Dude, ok, Master Fisto, I grant that you had probable cause to go in there, because you were in hot pursuit of a known criminal who'd broken out of custody. I get that!
But once you found the guy wasn't there and that it was a trap, you proceeded to... play along with the trap, continue invading this guy's home, and kill his weird rescue dog???
My man you are the ATF, what's wrong with you?
Look. I know TikTok-style "I censor for the algorithm" speech is beyond annoying. I cringe and die every time I read someone go "trigger warning: r*pe" or whatever (trigger warning is rope? ripe? I'm sorry but if you can be triggered by seeing the word "rape" you shouldn't be on the open internet there's too much chance of you seeing "rapeseed oil" somewhere)
but for crying out loud could we all stop pretending that people haven't been censoring porn/sex words since before there was an Algorithm*? I don't see anything weirder or worse about "seggs" and "corn" than "pr0n". Like, IIRC that was a way you could say "this site posts porn" without people who wanted to see porn coming your way, which is if somewhat more organic still the same phenomenon at heart.
Like... "corn" and "seggs" are fine as long as you're not trying to do a dissertation without saying the word. Go ahead and bitch about your coworker looking at "corn" at work, or make a joking post about how two online buddies are gonna do the "seggs". Just don't try to write a treatise on how "corn addiction is corrupting the natural and healthy seggs of couples", ok? You want to talk about the concepts on a level like that, you have to be comfortable and in a suitable venue to say the words. Maybe TikTok is for sharing songs and moments with your friends and not dissertations, ok?
You kids and fellow neighbors can walk across my lawn, just don't shit on it, ok?
*in the TikTok/YouTube/etc sense don't @ me