The Salt Den

COMPARING YOURSELF TO OTHERS IS THE MOTIVATION MIND KILLER!!! WHAT YOU MADE IS GREAT BECAUSE YOU MADE IT AND YOU CAN AND WILL GET BETTER! NEVER STOP!!

*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*

yearning not for the material conditions of the past but its freedom from all these fucking cameras

we are not physically meant to be watched all the time. it used to be considered a form of paranoia when you thought all your devices were listening to you. nowadays it’s like well um

When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"

Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda

Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider

Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

the best part is he had to cut it into parts bc he didn't trust the game to not glitch and eventually he just had to make a rule that if he can't see the glitch happening then it's not a glitch and it doesn't impact the gameplay. then he began to purposefully look away from glitches to try to ignore them.

To elaborate further, at one point he literally had to pull up a cat picture to cover the screen so he wouldn’t see what was happening- meaning he essentially created shrodinger’s glitch on pure technicality

there should be no shame or stigma around jerking off or exploring sexuality.

When my group played FORIVA, one of the investigators turned out to be a serial killer the whole time! The other player and I never caught on before it was revealed at the very end of the last session. We just thought she was odd or maybe even a monster but nope- she was a perfectly mundane human.

that was pretty funny