>she's spineless

i can’t even play the game anymore everytime someone says “choom” this fucking ask mentally flashbangs me

anyaustin is an experiment to see if a guy could develop a sense of wonder and appreciation for the world around him without ever going outside

would u even respect me if u saw me jackin off??? unlikely

Fell for it again award (Forgot that it's impossible to parody Americans without them showing up to agree with the post)

hey man I'm the torturer [shaking your hand and detecting apprehension] that just means it's my job to torture people [visibly uncomfortable] there are lots of people like me

I'm on a noble quest to feel something

shame

toxic yuri my beloved...

I LOVE A YURI SO TOXIC THAT BOTH PARTIES LIVES ARE IRREVOCABLY RUINED

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

⚠️ A single, distant "awawa!" echoes from the hills...

But if you don't take care of yourself, then how will you be able to take care of others?

i'm fine