>she's spineless

How do you fumble casey? By treating her kindly?

by drunkenly making out with her and then throwing up in her mouth

hey man I'm the torturer [shaking your hand and detecting apprehension] that just means it's my job to torture people [visibly uncomfortable] there are lots of people like me

whenever theres an ad i start plotting my revenge

There are people genuinely saying that Doom is an avengers villain. Society has fallen. We should all kill ourselves.

@the-sensitive-anemic-pervert

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

Framing lonely men as the victims of the incel movement is like framing the bourgeoisie as the victims of capitalism

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

Is this a bit silly? Yes. But consider: living in the same universe as RoboMonk