you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

real af this is genuinely me after deciding to get up and cut some apples

if anything happens in your life you should start having strange thoughts and beliefs

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

i like to order a lot of various evil import shit online and then spend the next week eating various evil import shit

aftercare but for your job

no youre not unlovable its just 11:54pm on a thursday