flog me with another shitty clown

I took a bus to a conference today and the bus driver fully stopped the bus to identify and chastise a person who was playing music out loud on their phone. That is how you get me to actually complete the customer service survey specifically so I can give you top ratings

It's days later and I'm still thinking about this man. Full ass bus pulled over to the side of a state highway with the hazards on, stalking down the center aisle intoning "ALL RIGHT. WHO'S GOT IT. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ON SPEAKER." I want to commission a statue of him. a hero. a king.

its important for a woman to have machinations/schemes

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

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Let me put it this way : Hi

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

happy pride month everybody my friend is being specifically targeted by staff and the rest of these kiwifarms rejects because they smell blood in the water and are desperate to get a kill to their name