flog me with another shitty clown

Human 1: (points at animal) What’s that?

Human 2: Cow.

Human 1: (points at bug) What’s that?

Human 2: … little cow.

Human 1: But it’s so much smaller. Who would have use for such a small cow?

Great news: she loved it. Super tasty apparently. Great success. Along with the kidney-sensitive treats we found, it was a nice way to supplement her diet. Unforseen long-term consequence though: she loved it so much she began demanding it throughout the day. Like, would come up to us and meow, and meow, and meow, and not stop, until we got up, went to the kitchen, and got her some cat drink.

And by doing so on demand, we have unfortunately created a monster: no matter what we are doing at home, Dozy knows that if she sits next to you and meows, 1) you know what she wants, and 2) you know that she will not stop until you get it for her now. And when you do get it, she gets extremely excited. She will bum rush the kitchen door as you enter. She will run around your feet as you open the can. She will let out the creakiest, crunchiest, most nails-on-the-chalkboard meow you've ever heard if she thinks you're not going fast enough.

I do not begrudge her this. It is gratifying to care for a creature whose most ardent desires are so simple that it is this easy to fulfill them. But I am a little sad, because I know in my heart that I have never loved any comestible as much as she loves this cat drink. She has a pleasure of a purity and intensity that I will never know.

@renstrapp is THE goat of butch4butch comics and also the very first Pink stan the world has ever seen (besides me). Ren's stories and art really feel like love letters to butchness to me. There's a really special grasp and, like, meditation of what is sexy and beautiful about being butch. Thank you, Ren, for being excited about this book with me, it really means the world. And thank you for drawing a hot Pink!!

WHAT IF

I just finished chemo last week (yippeeee) and in the days leading up to my last session I caught a cold.

For those that don't know, chemo destroys your ability to fight infections and a common cold can progress very quickly. I unfortunately have had to take the entire week off of work due to fluid in my lungs, and I'm struggling to stay afloat as is.

If you're able to help, I still have my GoFundMe set up and could really use some assistance so I can keep myself and my dogs fed.

I am unfortunately struggling with rent and food money. Any help would be great, if you can spare anything.

(ppal: [email protected]

(cshapp: $GiveToJenn)