flog me with another shitty clown

Reblog to bully people who don't like female characters or women in general off the internet.

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

It’s amazing sometimes what a singular glass of Gatorade can do for you

agreed. But glass? Pouring Gatorade into a glass is a level of classiness I had not previously perceived

I use the powder and I’ve gotta mix it in something

Pour the powder in your mouth and gargle with water

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

Petplay but im an exotic bird being smuggled across border lines

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

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does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person