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everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

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Sure sure ds9 polycule but you know what? Canon accurate O'Briens would find out they're both cheating on each other with Kira (who didn't realize this was a problem because Bajorans something something) & the b plot that episode is all 3 of them arguing about it (with each other as well as the rest of the crew) until forgiving each other but without actually coming to an agreement about anything that leaves it ambiguous if they're gonna keep doing that or not. And it'd be really funny and vaguely problematic

Worf HATES infidelity. Jadzia is Actually Polyamorous. Worf is conflicted about Actual Polyamory. Julian accidentally admits to cheating on one of his ex girlfriends

Garak LOVES infidelity

"The way I see it, ALL non-monogamy is ethical" "No!"

The way Klingon divorce is just the woman like kicking him in the nuts and spitting on him Tom Paris would enjoy it & now they're arguing again B'Elanna's like "see this is the type of shit-"