A Blog of Sorts

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

Faux leather was the worst thing ever created

Lets take a material that can last decades with the right treatment and care and fucking replicate it with the most dogshit ugly flimsiest animal extinction microplastics smells bad unsexual rips in four days garbage disgusting saran wrap we can think of. Ostensibly for vegans.

one career option that is sadly no longer open to young women is impostor claiming to be the grand duchess anastasia romanov

We can all agree on one thing: the Judge from Ace Attorney would think that ChatGPT is sentient

… I am unironically here for this

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

Trump admin is adding 'being nice' 'sharing' and 'hanging out' to the DSM 6

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

That was timed so well oh my god

i was honestly unaware this needed doing but you totally did it, zacharyschofield9

This post is how I've learned that the sexual meaning of "spit roast" has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten

having being anti death penalty as one of my core beliefs is fun because it really makes me realize how even progressive people want soooooo badly for there to be a category of people they can kill. I'm sorry but "group of people okay to kill" does not exist.

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement