A sad eggplant

being nonbinary is sick as fuck but sometimes there is also the isolation

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

does anyone remember that one Tumblr account that was dedicated exclusively to hating on Jon Arbuckle

i remember

i think they should let me in abandoned buildings

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

supermarkets should have benches

everywhere should have benches

Not everyone can have an analytical virgo mind like me

michelle's soft estrogenized lemonade

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward