A sad eggplant

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

life really is about dressing like a gremlin and finding love in the little things isn’t it

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

Reblog if you are Bad Queer Representation.

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

From the book, ‘Gay By The Bay.’

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

Misinterpreted the angle of the goat head for a sec and was like "that kitty killed a fucking unicorn".