A sad eggplant

There's a certain Type of Guy on social media who takes great pride in having a weird sense of humour, but flounders when confronted with any genuine absurdism deeper than a YouTube Poop. Like, you think you're on the cutting edge because you can deep-fry a JPEG? Buddy, you can't even handle Heathcliff.

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

I shower like a real pervert. hot water, lathering myself in soap. sometimes I'm even naked

do you mind if i witness ur tumblr situationship from a third party point of view?

this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk

i really thought the point of "being lgbt+ doesn't absolve you of racism as a white person" was that white people arent absolved of racism by being marginalized but it really seems like people think other marginalizations make it okay. no being disabled doesn't do it. no being poor doesnt do it. we need to fight against racism actively no matter what.