Mamma Mia Pappa Pia

i have tested positive for tzatziki

did you know its national moth week? Happy national moth week!

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

#mybrick

can I just say that we all owe Kojima an apology for Metal Gear Solid 2? He looked right into the camera and said “the future of information control will not be censorship, it will be drowning people in trivial noise and misinformation until people partition themselves into their own separate realities” in TWO THOUSAND AND ONE. Three years before Facebook existed. Kojima gave us the biggest Babe-Ruth-pointing-at-the-sky called shot of all time and we weren’t ready for it.

Its genuinely insane how he predicted all of the shit revolving around today's government and the use of ai like...how the FUCK did he do that????

My theory is Kojima was given the Cassandra curse and decided to just be himself and have fun with it.

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder