Headbutt the Tears Away

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

“if you act like a dog im gonna treat you like one” bro literally pinkie promise me rn.

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists

sometimes artists worry if their art is actually capable of making the world a better place, or if its all just wasted effort. what you need to remember is: all art is evil, and the sole aspiration of the artist should be to maim as many onlookers as possible.

once you realize how much everyone fucking loves age- and incest-play you'll go even more insane when they tell you to join their campaign to run transgender woman #487324 off the internet (where she gets her income) for her incest kink or whatever

it really is Our Righteous "pouting and throwing a cute tantrum at my partner to get what i want", "daddy/mommy", "old man yaoi", and a long etc v. their villainous "calling her partner 'little sis'" to encourage sexual abuse of children or smth

straight people especially LOVE ageplay have you ever seen them interact. it is like their main thing.

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do